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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, there's the Junkie Jordan Peterson, then there's the Grifter Jordan Peterson

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

He is also the world's Wisest Human and he invented the Time Cube

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah you beat me to it. I didnt distill that down nearlyvas well

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You aren't supposed to post actual pictures of shit when shitposting

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Self-help guru for men with mommy issues?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago

Found his biggest fan right here.

[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That man is Jörgen Van Anussnuffelen the man who invented a machine to turn his own feces into a clay like substance he uses to patch drywall as well as for brick mortar. He is mildly famous for spraining his neck while attempting self fellatio in a dumpster behind a Jumbo in Zwolle.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hey, I've been to that Jumbo!

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just clean your room before going into a sketchy medically induced coma to treat your addiction. WWJPD

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

A canadian flavor of excrement.

[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

just throw a yellow filter on it and post it as "jordan pee"

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] flint@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

it's hiergharghkchical!

Kermit the frog's stunt double.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He used to have fairly obvious stock arguments about the psychology of society but he said them well and hawked them widely, although that pot was emptied quickly and people started to notice the grift, so he found Jesus and cried salty tears until he and his audience stopped knowing what was real.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

begins ugly crying

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

A decent human?

[–] mandolrain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Peter Jordanson, thats for sure

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

JBP is basically doing is own Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell.

Ever since he had yet another health issue it has made listening to the Ben Shapiro podcast nicer because there has been one less idiot that might show up in an episode.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, you choose to listen to Shapiro and don't categorize him in the same bucket as JP?

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's not what I said. I include Shapiro in the same bracket as JBP.

I have always listened to conservative stupidity so that I can anticipate the people I'm arguing with are going to say. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh in 1992. I picked up Ben somewhere around 2016.

He is known for being a fast talker and Allison to him at 2.5x speed. And even then I can tell when he's lying or leaving something out and formulating a rebuttal. And he is getting worse. He is getting lazier. It's not fun. It's not even informative anymore. His choice to back Trump in 2024 removed his last ability to make any sense at all. Except tariffs. He has been very vocal about how incredibly stupid Trump's tariff policy is.

And the Memorandum of Understanding with Iran. He completely understood how incredibly dumb that whole situation was.