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[–] digger@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So... not to rain on anyone's parade... But grain entrapment is a real thing and can be extremely dangerous. Have a link! https://farmher.com/sinking-in-corn-5-ways-to-stay-safe-when-handling-grain/

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

True story! This is only 2ft deep. But don't jump in otherwise.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 23 hours ago

Ah yes, brother, the maize rises.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Was that meant for this post, by any chance?

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

How dare you insinuate that I made an error! The nerve!

(Yes.)

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf? Was that some New Orleans dialect of French or an island or south of france or something and just an old man?

Sounded so southern yet French

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

There's French everywhere today!

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

1 - I too am addicted to corn, I was exposed to it at too young an age. 2 - had a cousin die in a hopper long ago. Big family, but was still rough for everyone.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Like your cousin, way to bury the lead.

What the hell happened?

(Scold me if me joke was in bad taste)

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 3 points 18 hours ago

There is enough scolding on the internet. Enjoy yourself, and your free speech while you have both.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Unless you're talking about putting old tire balancing weights into holes and covering them up, that's a buried lede.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I was thinking much the same thing. Have an upvote.

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Name checks out

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So glad the corn is still going

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

The saga corntinues.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't see beans until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gassy.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Fiber is my jam!

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Lol

A recent quote by someone in my city:

"I was born on the cob. That's why I'm so corny"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Corn piles are more fun than hay piles

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

They are oddly satisfying. Like bin of pebbles at souvenir shops.