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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

Tabernak chalice ostie!

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Assassins Fateuils Rolents?

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 14 points 19 hours ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Jean-Luc Picard Quebecois n'est pas amusé.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago

It was already hilarious they got an Englishman to play as a Frenchman.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Il y a quatre lumières!

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Jean-Luc Picard Québécois N’est Pas amusé

Or

Québécois Jean-Luc Picard ne trouve pas ça amusant.

Great pick 🤟

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Québécois Jean-Luc Picard n'ostie trouve pas ça amusant-le le. Mon tabernac.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Non non non. Ça gosse l'ostie de Jean-Luc Picard Québécois en tabarnac.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

L’ostie de Jean-Luc québécois trouve ça crissement pas drôle, c’est cringe en caliss

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 5 points 18 hours ago

Câlisse, enfin quelqu'un qui sait écrire en jouale.

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Great, now I need to Photoshop L'octus of Borge

EDIT : 'ere 'e is https://lemmy.world/post/50157467

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Facile en tabarnack! Check moé ben aller mon ti-criss. Après ta taloche tu veux-tu qu’on’s claque une pout ?

[–] 5PACEBAR@piefed.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

aweyyyye! une bonne grosse pout extra saucisses dla banquise pis une Molson. pas l'temps d'niaiser!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 21 hours ago

Ouinnnn mets-en! Ma pogner un slutch puppies apres au dep!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I would rather Mo & Kill myself

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

This implies that Quebec/ Canadian French has deviated from traditional French, like how American English deviates from traditional English

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 16 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It did, but the other way around. French people had a lot of influence in the last centuries from their proximity with other European countries, while Québec was secluded and resisted the english assimilation, that's why the accent varies a lot. So french canadians speak a french somewhat closer to the language spoken centuries ago than modern French people do.
Compared to american and traditional english, there aren't as many words that are written differently, as french is more "organised" as a language, so there generally isn't a need for a distinction. Most differences are a matter of pronunciation. In the end, it's all the same language, even if a few words are sometimes used differently.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Well they also say ne . . .po do they definitely had their own deviation too, just not towards anglicization

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

it has deviated in unforseen ways to say august in qubecois you simply say: u

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

Just aligns better with the rest of the language, like "tout"

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Deathy: pour quoi pas las deux?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 20 hours ago

No, François, let that one go! He has spirit! Someday he may be vice-president!

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

What's the new matchmaker like?