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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Change out the carpet, fine, but why that God awful laminate?Update the cushions, great. Paint the beams and fireplace, short term thinking to destroy something that will now forever need work and updating. I hope you drywalled over the wall panels and didn't just slap paint on them. It is a current "look". Will be out of date/trend in a couple years - far shorter than the other look that took 30 years to be dated and now would be retro.

That grey laminate flooring pisses me off like nothing else in cheap home remodeling. It's embossed with wood grain but what fucking real wood is grey like that? It's the 2020s equivalent of 1970s faux wood paneling.

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I thought left was a picture of the Miller House in Columbus IN.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Love they left the structural fireplace CRT TV. god I’m tired of AI rage slop

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

It’s load bearing.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 points 6 hours ago

I love how everyone thinks they hate modernism too when they see something like this, but it started out as mid century modern

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

You never built a crt into your fireplace? It's super effective. I stacked my vcr and dvd player on top into the chimney.

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

They painted the beams.. they. Painted. The beams.

It looks like a prison.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

My uncle used to design and build houses. Normally he didn't work for anyone - he'd take out a loan, buy a piece of land, design a house custom fit to the contours of the land, subcontract some parts, but he did the carpentry with some hired help, and when it was all done, he'd sell it (he was a realtor too) and as far as I know always made a profit, though some did better than others...

One year I went to work for him. But he was doing it differently that time, some wealthy developer had hired him to build his own house. I remember him talking about what a big mistake that was turning out to be, the guy kept changing his mind about what he wanted when we were halfway done with something - for example when he saw the rough openings for the windows, he decided they weren't big enough and he wanted bigger. Problem was, my uncle had already ordered the windows (custom sized of course) and they were already built, just not delivered yet... But the guy had money to burn, so he paid for both sets... Anywho, my uncle had designed the roof to be held up by some hefty beams, and had intended them to be unpainted, so had sourced the high quality (expensive) ones. After we set the beams- most by crane, but one short one was in such an odd position we had to do it by hand- heaviest thing I've ever lifted and I only had one end... a motorcycle engine was light in comparison... anywho, he brought his wife to look at the progress, she took one look at the beams and said "... and we'll paint those lavender..." I could just about hear the steam coming from my uncle's ears.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 hours ago

Beams? Mf, they painted the rocks!

I'm never hiring a home designer.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

The pic on the left looks lived in, just needed an update on the carpet and cushions. Pic on the right looks like the inside of a lich's phylactery.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I have no idea how people like no. 1 better, but you do you

[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

The stone wall looks sooo much better and it being painted white just looks depressing

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 hours ago

How very dystopian.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 60 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever decided to put a rectangular table in a curved space is completely unqualified to make design decisions.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

That table is going to demand so many legs in sacrifice...

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

And if there are toddlers around, maybe an eye or two...

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 10 hours ago

Just looking at it makes my shins hurt

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I will never understand people that paint hardwoods or natural stone with white paint.

That whole phase where everyone was painting their kitchens white killed me. That ruined so many gorgeous cabinets.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

I can at least understand the kitchens. It's nice to know a surface is actually clean. Drives me insane the amount of kitchens I've seen with countertops that constantly look spattered with food.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 20 points 12 hours ago
[–] Scrogu@lemmy.zip 50 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bullshit. Someone just used an ai filter on a picture for internet points.

[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 40 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The AI even kept the CRT TV in the "after" pic lmao

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Holy shit indeed... The reflection on it is identical too...

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing says Modern Decor like a CRT TV

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

What do you guys use for a TV stand?

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 9 points 13 hours ago

CRTs are peak for retro gaming

But I can't imagine the kind of person who would love retro gaming would destroy such a beautiful room like this

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone read that in Hank Hill’s voice? It even feels in character with how into that whole neighborhood parade of homes competition thing he was.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Dale, if it gets one shade more gray in here, I'm gonna kick your ass!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I think too many people are just being cintrariannbecause this style is popular now. I think it looks good.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 22 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm fine with the 2010s era minimalist decor.

But painting over stone and high quality wood panels is crazy. If you want the minimalist look, then this wasn't the house you start with. Fucking Beetlejuice ass joists.

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[–] dan@upvote.au 81 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (5 children)

This looks like an AI edit rather than an actual renovation.

The shelf thing on the left has exactly the same items on it. Why would they keep the hole with the CRT TV in it? Also I'd hope that nobody would actually put a square table in a round space.

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago

100% an AI edit

You can use the cross-eye trick like everyone does to cheat on spot the difference puzzles. The two images have perfectly identical perspectives that you could only achieve if you mounted a camera perfectly and never touched it throughout the entire construction process.

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[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 6 points 12 hours ago

I like the height and thickness of the couch back pillows on the right. End of list of positive changes. Replacing the carpet was probably a good move too, but they did it wrong.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They painted the stone? 🤢

(You know, assuming that this isn't ai)

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

People actually paint bricks, and it disturbs me. Bricks are so porous, and so unpainting them is an ordeal to say the least. I never understood painting brick. Brick looks nice. They made them look nice right from the brickyard.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 217 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (14 children)

Who puts a fucking square Table into a circular seating arrangement!? Fecking lunatics who are apparently also scared of color.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 116 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Unless someone has more information on this, I'm going to chalk this up to AI-generated rage bait.

The kitchen area still has the same items on that shelf, there's an ugly hole where the old CRT TV is (despite the room being “finished” looking), the reflection on the TV is still the same, and the patio turned into an office meeting room. I'm not going to spend time on perspective calculations, but something about the beams on the roof and the placement of the railing look off.

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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

The modern obsession with hard flooring (in reality: laminate) is whatever. There is, however, something almost comical about surrounding a central pit with all smooth surfaces, and then choosing a hard, pointy, rectangular table as the centerpiece.

I think this soulless monochrome room could use a splash of red.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 9 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Only issue with the left photo is the carpet. Replace it with plank/tile and it’s all good.

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Natural materials people! And then leave them to age naturally and gracefully!

Everyone bitches about how fake everything has become. And then they go and do things like the right hand picture. Idiots. Idiots, the lot of them.

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