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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago

Bruh, its a door stop. Its stopping the door. Mission accomplished.

Plus you preserve it for future collectors.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

For sale: brand new door stop in packaging, never used.

No low ballers, I know what I've got.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 104 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Use it then return it in it's original packaging, it's big brain things

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@piefed.world 47 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Honestly if you're returning a door stop for a refund after using it for a year, it's actually tragic and speaks volumes about student debt.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have 100% been this poor.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The price of everything from gas to eggs is going up faster than the Artemis rocket, a LOT of people have been or will soon be this poor.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Yup. Honestly, I'm lucky in that I have been poor most of my life, and know how to get by. So many people do not, and it's going to be so incredibly painful for them.

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

you are assuming that the teacher/professor didn't buy it.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You go in the woods, look for anything that resembles a wedge. There you go, you have your own stopper. No need for robbery.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago

Where are there woods anymore?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Those belong to the imps. Youre treacherous coveting of the woods treasure will get you cursed.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 days ago

But now I have to potty train my pet rock.

[–] 42firehawk@fedinsfw.app 4 points 3 days ago

How is it robbery if you net the conditions of a large corporation?

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Since when is it not cool to save money?

[–] owl@infosec.pub 19 points 3 days ago

It also retains it's collector value. Just in case it becomes a collectors item. Who knows these days.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Came to say this. That beer wasn't going to pay for itself

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The traction might be hindered overall, but I don’t see the door closing.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

If it looks stupid but it works...

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I lived in a dorm, we used to hold doors open by attaching them with a coat hanger to the dresser

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

When I lived in a place with doors we would do what ever the fuck we want because life's short.

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 days ago

Seems like something I would do just to post a picture to my dumb friends on IRC.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Just use a spoon from the cafeteria like a civilized person would

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't want to get it dirty, it might be worth something some day.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Plus this keeps it returnable.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

You have to get a packaged door stop protective sleeve. I have an affiliate link...

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

well they don't have a degree yet, do they :)

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 10 points 3 days ago

Hey it works and it keeps it clean!

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why use more word when less do trick.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This could be to avoid scuffing the floor

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rubber stop, tile floor. I imagine it's the stop that would get scuffed. 😅

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rubber stop could totally leave marks on the floor

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hold on, scuffing is not scraping. Never mind. 😅