this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2026
408 points (96.8% liked)

Not The Onion

22225 readers
1339 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 143 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ok as a lesbian I just want to say that this is not a Lollapalooza specific thing, this kind of thing is not uncommon.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i know! It's so disrespectful that these places get so much attention, but there are so many! Let's list all the places that gather this outrageous attention!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Renaissance festivals usually have a very lively adults only section in the primitive camping area.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your renaissance festival has camping? The one in my area is more like a theme park than a LARP.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Dame here. It kind of sucks and isn't worth going to more than a couple of times unless you have a giant wad of cash burning a hole in your wallet. They have permanent buildings and all of the acts and shops are the same every year.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dame here.

Ah yes. Her Excellency, Dame lyrial.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 week ago

I am leaving this fortunate typo :p

load more comments (1 replies)

I used to go to one of those. It has a lot going for it in terms of live acts, but basically it's always the same. I stopped once I realized I was paying for the privilege of attending a Medieval Times themed shopping mall.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well typically it's a performance for other lesbians not straight guys so if you're in the scene you'll find out...

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my gender? cause... what gave it away? Was it the blatant disrespect for anything other than my own needs?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Gender stereotypes get upvotes when you're punching down.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it lesbian mud wrestling or is it sparkling same-sex sexy grappling? Trying to figure out if WWE is gay platform wrestling by the same definitions

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

I know a lot of gay pro wrestling fans.

In sumo, Ichiyamamoto literally has a life sized poster of Wakatakakage in his bedroom (they're the same age).

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait are you saying lesbians as a whole will just see a pile of mud and have a intrinsic urge to wrassle?

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer being beaten with a stick by a beautiful girl, personally, but yes, many lesbian flirtation displays involve relatively stupid relatively low stakes violence.

Just like many straight courtship displays.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah the stupid, silly, and more adventurous flirtation is usually in certain types of space, but when I see it happening I feel so at home. Two girls making eyes at each other over a stupid feat of strength or toughness or whatever else gets me to let my guard down

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

I'm perusing New, but this belongs in the Hot section.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago

Im glad were still doing fun things

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Alternate link that doesn't make me visit insta or tiktok, please?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

spoilerThey kiss at the end.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the world is healing ❤️

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

How is this news? Isn’t this a normal, scheduled event at lollapalooza? I haven’t been in a very long time, but… Isn’t this normal?

Iirc, there’s a whole schedule of mud wrestling events

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

90% of the peole watching... women.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago

Well. They did say lesbian.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If men are mud wrestling, I say "wack his nards"

If women are mud wrestling, I say "take her top off"

NGL. Everyone's going to cheer when they happen

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd argue that both go against the spirit of the game.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Maybe the nut slapping, but taking off top during mud wrestling is a perfectly reasonable way to get advantage for all genders and non binary

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

They look like they're having so much fun!

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well it was bound to break out somewhere.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glad to see some of the original lollapalooza spirit still around

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the Insta reel (I don't think it's necessary to read the article, and that site is full of trackers - yes, more than Instagram).

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

The audience really do feel like they're performing to camera rather than genuinely having fun 😥

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can open the embed directly for a lighter page https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/embed/captioned

This page also works without JavaScript

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Time to dust off this classic:

This thead is useless without pics.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: “These events are lame and my back hurts.”

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: "I should go to Lollapalooza."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Then: This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. Kinda boring.

Now: I'm glad they're having enjoying themselves, and I'm glad I'm not there.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How do we know they're specifically lesbians?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were all wearing Birkenstocks.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can’t wait until they start selling lollapalooza pearls.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was shocked that Lollapalooza is still around

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

This isn't normal?

Are you sure???

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ok ty mr lollapalooza shill

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›