Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese π
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You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...
Sheβs sponsored by Big Parma
I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, Iβll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
[Γ] The French hated that.
non-overlapping magesteria
My SIDES
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
Not all require rennet, like cottage cheese for instance
So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"
They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.
The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...
Ah! That makes way more sense!
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oh damn ππ
Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.
Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.
Or was that vagina candles?
The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
That happened too
It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.
βThis cheese smells like feet!β
βSir, that cheese wasnβt in the photo.β
Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?
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Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
"Cheese and pussy, together at last!"
Well on the one hand, pussy is delicious.
"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol
Found the bathwater subscriber.
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If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Iβd rather the second from the right myself.
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
I'd rather the one under her crotch.
Iβd rather have sex with this woman
Well that escalated quickly
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.
You mean the one under her asshole?
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
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