I'm lactose intolerant and love milkshakes... So yes
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Sometimes my stomach hurts so bad I get on the toilet fully clothed.
Do people not get completely naked anyway?
at home i can even go with it, but do you strip down completely in a public restroom?
You don't?
I get naked whenever I open this app
Pro tip...always keep a solid (not mesh) trash can in your bathroom. Hopefully you'll never need to...but if you ever need to puke and shit simultaneously, you'll be thankful.
My current bathroom is pretty small, i can lean over the tub if need to vom while shitting. Thankfully that hasnt happened since some awful virus i had in the early 2000s. But ill never forget.
On the same note: Hardware store 5 gallon buckets are one of the most useful things you can own. Gives you a spot to puke if you're on the toilet, or a spot to sit if you only have to puke.
This is why I always shit in the bath, makes the cleanup easier too
Lmao my gf made that mistake once. She had both. She just chose wrong.
Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.
Yeah but you felt like a god emerging from the other side.
Tell me you didnt, I dare you
I felt like the main character at the end of an action movie. I showered and went to sleep.
yeah usually accompanied by profuse sweating
I also get super sweaty and start sliding around on the sest becsuse of it.
Bare minimum 33 other people have taken what I dub the "5 demon reamin'" shit
Also no one tells you to take the shirt off. And you don't do it half way or towards the end... It's a knowing. You just know. You plop that bad boy off and you literally wade through poo poo hell.
We are all called forth sooner or later.
I once had to lay down on the bathroom floor in a fetal position between rounds. Sweat was literally dripping. What a way to feel alive whilst expecting death!
Not an MD, but that sounds like a problem you might want a doctor to look at. My partner of many years had terrible gallstones that were fairly debilitating. When it got to its worst and she started turning yellow, a few days before she had an episode like you described.
Talk to your doctor about weird painful shits.
Nah, it's called "the Revenge from Beyond", you get it from eating Beyond burgers (or similar)
Or just ball out of control, your choice you know
Only once? That's not normal?
A taco bell regular eh?
No, I just regularly abuse my body and the damage is building up
When this happens, the only thing that can make you feel remotely human again is to fully shower afterwards.
it hurts so good
Those sweats!
Oh yeah I've definitely had these moments.