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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 48 minutes ago

It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'll be dead because I've never consumed alchohol

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I'm drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I'm on holiday, so I can.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 3 hours ago

My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.

I was irritated, but my friend's parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they're the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago

Idk piss?

I don't value the piss fetisher's psyop that you gotta "not break the seal" like you just want me to piss myself and I'm not falling for it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 7 hours ago

Probably having another 10 beers.

I retired from drinking for a reason.

[–] jownz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

"This position requires 6 beers experience."

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Hell yeah brother

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

"where do you see yourself 10 beers from now" would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I can proudly state I haven't had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 hours ago

This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.

Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, "I did quit drinking, beer doesn't count."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 6 hours ago

I feel funny.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 10 hours ago

By 5, I'll be wishing I didn't have any more. By 10, I'll be wondering how I'm even alive

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Face down in a ditch soaked in my own piss.

[–] qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm more of a whisky person

[–] brap@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I'd be stone cold sober.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 hours ago

I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.

The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 11 hours ago

My vision is a bit fuzzy…

[–] raptore39@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Playing wizard sticks.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago

ask me after another 10

[–] PenguinVII@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

10 beer plan...? I'll be floored after the 2nd one.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 hours ago

My ex did that, but I'm 90% sure it was for attention.

Although she did ask her cousin for tips on deep throating while her dad and I were standing right there, so maybe it was real.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn't drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn't prepared for it)

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 hours ago

Did he turn red too?