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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 201 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They're both gorgeous. Why do we have to pit two queens against one another?

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[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 175 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The Appalachians have been mountains longer than North America has been a continent

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 124 points 4 days ago (4 children)

To the extent that a portion of the mountain chain that formed the Appalachian Mountains is in Europe. The Appalachians were a part of the Central Pangean mountain system, which makes them older than the Atlantic Ocean.

They’ve seen some shit.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 38 points 4 days ago (9 children)

That's kind of awesome to think about.

I'm picturing myself on Pangea. The mountains in front of me are taller than the Himalayas today. These are the Appalachians. Oh no, a dinosaur! Look out, duck! Huh, that's not a duck that's a QUETZALCOATLUS! Everybody run! How can we outrun a QUETZALCOATLUS?!?!?! AAAHHHHHH.

Isn't it beautiful?

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[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're older than Saturn's rings

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

They're the bones of the world dawg. It's why there's so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I love my Cascades and the Rockies are majestic and impressive, but the Appalachians are basically the wizened old crones of mountains. They're weird and mysterious. They're full of forests and traditions and stories. They demand respect.

Also, listen, folks from the eastern Midwest are barely used to hills then having to drive through them is scary.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The thing about mountains is that they're all big when you're at the bottom of them

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Mountains get so big because they have no natural predators.

  • Ken M.
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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Sierra Nevadas are no joke. If you drive through them in wintertime you are absolutely taking a risk, not only because you're driving on windy (if well-maintained) mountain highways, but you may get stuck in snow despite your chains and will freeze to death.

If you are lucky, a CHP or forest ranger may see you and help you out.

Heaven forbid you have engine trouble or run out of fuel.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

DO NOT TAKE SHORTCUTS THROUGH THE SIERRAS!

STICK TO ESTABLISHED TRAILS!

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But that Hastings guy said this route would save like 2 weeks!

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[–] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I live in the Sierras and always keep a change of clothes, 72 hours of food and water (plus filter), a small pack, fishing gear and a radio in my car. You never know what could happen. I've had quick fishing trips turn into unplanned overnighters and had snow or fallen trees or wildfires block roads at all times of the year. We have exactly 2 roads into and out of our little valley.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

whatever you do, just don't live down there

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[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Thats cute.

Look at the danish mountains and despair!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himmelbjerget

Sky Mountain! a whopping peak height of 140m elevation. A hike so deadly that it is a time honored tradition to let our kindergarten aged children 'climb' it. Takes an afternoon (barely) and theres a small giftshop selling icecream and knick knacks on top of it.

Try and best that yanks! 😎

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[–] redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Ours are older and were taller.

[–] DonorTissue@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The geographical feature that you have no control over is for losers.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Its not the height, it's the age. Thar be eldritch monsters in the Appalachians. Rockies is just aliens and (Gay) Bigfoot

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

The Appalachians are older than trees and bones and exist across three continents.

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[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Western trails: Ascend on nicely-graded switchbacks.

Eastern trails: Ascend straight up a seasonal creek bed.

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[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I had no idea the US was voxel based - no wonder everyone seems so strange over there!

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love love love listening to my Western friends complaining about how much more difficult Appalachian trails are. See this creek bed? That's the trail. No pansy switchbacks to keep the grade nice. If there's a headwall, we're going straight to the lip.

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[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 43 points 4 days ago (7 children)

if "my mountains can beat up your mountains" is some element of the conversation, i'm not talking at all, i'm walking the other direction

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[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

It's so cute when Americans talk about mountains.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago (10 children)

It's true, got no mountains here. Go vacation somewhere else.

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The real difference between them is the trees.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

The Nepalese: Oh you Americans are so cute.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I've lived in several places, all FLAT. Whenever I visit a mountainous place like Denver, it always seems so weird that there are these mountains always looming over me. At least you always know which way is west.

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