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[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

Hah, jokes on you! Duckduckgo doesn't think like youXD

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

If you typo and search huge goblin knickers you get etsy store goblin themed underwear....among other things

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol this is what actually showed up on duck duck go

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I commend you for checking.

Tap for spoilerOr you're going for the double bluff... In which case, touché.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Woahj how'd you do that tap for spoiler?? That was awesome!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Here's the formatting. Voyager makes it easy though. You just choose "spoiler" when writing a comment, and it sets it up for you.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Thank you! And for your efforts ive upvoted this post and all your comments:

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's quite high up there. Along with just giant goblins/ogres

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago

No no, it's true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

[–] popetackler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Same for Google. First result.

Sadly no goblin knockers (apart from a 3D fig).

[–] M137@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Found Leonard nimoy

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I need to see MORE

Edit: I was just making a joke, and then the picture in your comment loaded... Nice

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's from Alfie! Really good, can recommend 👍

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Incase is S tier for qt gobbos, Huffslove is another one of my faves if you're a fellow connoisseur of smol and thicc green women.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

A green latina?

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I thought this post was threatening me with a good time.

I did a google image search and turned off the safesearch.

Just a bunch of door knockers and one or two hand drawn goblin girls.

What a let down.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Almost like false advertising

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Put ze candle beck!

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the babe.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

a huge goblin knockers babe

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“WHAT?‽!”

“Mmph mmphm!!”

Ah, Labyrinth aka “Alice in Wonderland in the 80s” as designed by Jim Henson and David Bowie. One of my favorite movies.

Including this scene which was choreographed by our favorite dancing doctor, Gates McFadden (then Cheryl McFadden).

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's funny how they joke about how obsessed he is with it.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

No, I'll describe them with my own words thank you very much:

Two Goblins with huge dangling dongers.

Its no blue waffle but these are lesser times.

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I love Alfie! IKYK lol

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oooh, what a lie!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It was fucking mean to put the ring back in the one's mouth. Sarah should have died in that labyrinth.

[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 1 week ago

I prefer knockers the size of my will to live: small.

[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 4 points 1 week ago

(Nsfw search on) I don't get it

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago
[–] weps@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

is that the blue waffle story?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

But be careful. If they offer you food, for instance, a turkey sandwich, if you take even on bite you'll be gobblin!

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Haha, my Lemmy blocklist is mostly empty... I have a pretty good idea already of what this will turn up.

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