Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin
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There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
Go on…why’d you stop typing
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
There's always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.
Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes. An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Why is this so funny?
Edit: i mean it on the way that I'm laughing my ass off and I don't know why. It's hard to type the tone with this sentence.
if it makes you feel better i'm also getting downvotes for saying "i chortled"
yea, it's funny. why? don't know
ok i chortled