Are you new to this? You just suck it up and buy the large anyway. Just in case.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
199 points (95.0% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
41637 readers
4049 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
The more you have to explain a joke the funnier it gets.
Good thing I brought her a Salad...
Yep. A lap salad
I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries
It’s cropped pornography so it’s pretty fucking obvious.
Bro, you gotta order two. That way you're prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
You'd think so, but then she doesn't actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn't aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there's fuckery aimed at her.
Ok. Whatever, dude!
It’s easy to avoid this if you just fuck men instead
C’mon. Just try it. promise you’ll be glad you did… ;)
Man, I wish I was gay. Sometimes it would be nice to spend the weekend doing outdoors stuff instead of thrifting/antiquing.
As a woman that IS into that stuff I can tell you a lot of men SUCK at outdoor stuff. I don't go with them because they are disorganized over packers who are just looking for a campsite maid/cook to manage the glamp post while they fish. I have a much nicer time when I go solo hiking with my dogs.
Oh, I agree with you. I have my check list of gear, have where it goes in the pack mapped out, and I know the weight to the gram.
I'm usually the one taking on gear for those who tried to pack the kitchen sink.
Same! I want to be able to find things in the dark or an emergency without having to think about it. I don't care if other people in my group want to bring everything they own with them as long as they take responsibility for carrying it. I won't carry other people's gear without a damn good reason. You are way nicer then I am.
Hey if you're with somebody who likes to do stuff that you don't that's your choice.
We like 99% of the same stuff. And I don't mind thrifting/antiquing. It's the frequency that's the main problem.
But I have hobbies that she isn't interested in too. I think it's fine to have different things you enjoy spending time doing.
No! Women only have women hobbies! Men only have men hobbies! There’s no overlap whatsoever! That’s why I’m single, so I should know!
My last boyfriend had a hobby of going to yard sales every weekend, and thrift stores for fun 🤢
I don't mind going. It's having to come up with dozens of unique responses when my brain is like, "Yup, that's certainly another shirt."
But she'd feel the same way if I wanted to go to Microcenter every weekend.
No it’s exactly the same. Nobody is into the same stuff, you can go off separately and meet for lunch. You can talk to each other, compromise, blah blah blah.
Personally, I normally just whine like a little bitch until I get my way, but we don’t have to be like me