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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is it "hand job" or "handjob"?

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

... Either is fine...

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

One word, as per my device's autocorrect.

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The dutch would say firtshandjob.. because that'sthewaytheyroll

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Either. It's still a job!

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Student gets first hand-job experience

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Student gets first hand-job, experience

[–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 5 points 2 days ago

Wait. That comma changes things, a lot.

We're not talking about student benefits...

Work-study job requirements sure have changed, in my day nobody I couldn't quantify the dorm bro tugs as CV experience, what a wonderful time to be alive.

[–] flying_wotsit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago

In that example, it should have been first-hand or firsthand. When multiple words are used together as an adjective, in this case an adjective-noun pair, those two should become hyphenated. I just wrote another example -- it's 'adjective-noun' because the two words are used as an adjective for pair, even though they would not ordinarily be hyphenated.

For the same reason, asking "is it 'first hand' or 'first-hand'" would be meaningless, because it depends on the context, unless a stylistic choice is made to write 'firsthand' instead

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mike Hunt learned a valuable lesson that day.

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact, there was an actual Michael Hundt who wrote fencing manuals right near the end of the medieval period into the Renaissance.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Surely he studied a lot of defensive strategies during which numerous strangers were thrusting at Mike Hundt.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

registers for school that does mentoring

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the only job opportunity the clankers haven't taken from us yet.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's actually one of the first things they took from us. Auto strokers that sync to specific videos exist, and if you throw vr into the mix you basically end up like that guy Jordan peterson posted about.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was it from uncle Jack and his horse?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You helped him off, didn't you?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I remember my first handjob mentoring day. They sent out a blast email for all the students to bring their own lube and I remember Jackie brought in a quart of Valvoline motor oil. 🤣

Name: John Doe Age: 36 Sex: No experience, sir

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oxford commas, people.

Also hyphens will work.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love Oxford commas, but I don't see how that'd help with the students' first, hand-job experience.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

Students get first, hand, job, and experience.