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[–] kvasir476@lemmy.world 271 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

You don't get to complain about the slop when you built the slop factory.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 122 points 3 weeks ago

He's probably only complaining because it's affecting him personally. If it was only destroying everyone else's lives he would be happy to be an executioner. After all, he's just following orders.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 85 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

...And mandated their employees use it.

Now he's crying they did what they were told

[–] riskable@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Remember, though: Microsoft invented the slop factory when they created Microsoft Office.

Sending useless documents back and forth via Outlook predates AI by decades.

I thought they admitted defeat, embracing the uselessness and futility of nearly all office work when they released SharePoint, but I guess they're still just getting started 🤷

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

aparently these tech ceo shields thier own children from the brainrot/slop, they know its wrong its doing harm by placing them in expensive private schools away from the "brainrot"

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 147 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

I really think you should.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 110 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congratulations on making me snort wine out of my nose!

Love it

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 3 weeks ago

I’d give him the benefit of the doubt, because surely not everyone at microslop wants copilot everywhere, but he heads the department that put copilot into excel, so all my sympathies evaporated.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Then don't invent the fucking torment nexus!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

I keep shoving puppies into the shredder but all i get are shredded puppies!!

[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

The problem is that they see people hating the torment nexus and then they assume it must be because they didn't market it correctly.

Like "oh I guess they don't like it because they can't share it, let's add a suffering multiplexer so they can enjoy it with friends and family^*^

~*⠀for⠀a⠀small**⠀fee~

~**⠀might⠀not⠀be⠀small~

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Microsoft (and maybe all the AI companies) made at least few mistakes in the marketing of this technology. AI isn't a replacement for human accountability. It still requires oversight and expertise. It is great for a first draft. It is terrible for a complete work product. Agents (with the right loops to verify accuracy) are reasonably complex - and most companies don't have the people development infrastructure to train their teams with the right skills to build them. Honestly, AI is shining a light on how terribly businesses have been run over the last 30 years, and how lazy business leaders are.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is terrible for a first draft if you're aiming for something that reads like a human being's actual thoughts. Don't let an LLM think for you and create the first draft of "your" thoughts. At most, if you absolutely must, use it as a spell checker. But write your words yourself.

No one wants to know what ChatGPT thinks. We might want to know what you think... But only if it's actually you doing the thinking.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 32 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

It is great for a first draft

Only if the aim is towards mediocrity.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It still requires oversight and expertise

Perhaps some people who don't mind the ethics of gen AI work very hard to produce good work. But I believe that when you give people an easy, low-effort path, a great many of them will take it (regardless of the quality of the results). Training notwithstanding, a vast number of people cannot resist the lure of doing as little as possible.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I get the feeling lazy people love it, and people who work hard know it doesn't produce very good results in most circumstances.

Unfortunately it seems a lot of managers are in the lazy group. So they assume that when employees tell them it doesn't work very well, they think it's because they have a "bad attitude" or something like that.

[–] HetareKing@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

First draft of what? The AI* doesn't know what you're trying to make, so to use it, you first need to write a prompt to convey to it what you're trying to convey. If what you're trying to make takes the form of prose, there's your first draft already; there's nothing the AI can add other than padding and replacing your voice with a psychopath's. But to begin with, if you have the skill to turn a first draft into a final product, it's almost always going to be faster to just use that skill to create the first draft yourself instead of trying to convey to an AI what it's supposed to be like. If it isn't, it's something that's so easy to describe that there's either no value in making it or those few words are already the perfect way to convey it.

Also, this just completely undermines the whole thing:

It still requires oversight and expertise.

The sole virtue AI arguably has, is its accessibility; anyone who can read and write a supported natural language, can make use of it. But the moment it starts requiring expertise, that accessibility becomes worthless. To anyone who is even somewhat serious about what they're trying to do, that natural language interface just offers far too little control for their purposes.

*) For the purposes of this comment, "AI" refers to the kinds of natural language-driven generative AI heavily marketed by companies like Microsoft, not the general concept of artificial intelligence or even the underlying technology of those products.

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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Attention driven economy. All enterprises now behave like they had a field week at used cars salesmen retreat. You can't sell unless the value proposition is grotesquely inflated.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't like when people use the AI trash they baked in their apps? Maybe they should get rid of it 🤔

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Actions = Consequences

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now just imagine putting that shit into the code for your flagship operating system without any kind of human oversight.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao my immediate thought was AI when a .NET update broke the Cambria font recently

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Macroslop complaining about Microslop. Poetic

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a niece working for the gov on AI… 6 months ago she was all in on it, excited about the potential… yesterday she told me she is looking for a placement in a different area because she sees zero future in these projects

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell her to practice her cursive. Young people and machines can't read it. That'll come in handy in the coming forever everywhere war for humanity

[–] Cyanova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Talking from experience, if you write cursively whilst having bad enough handwriting, it can become a reasonably effective form of encryption in general.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 20 points 3 weeks ago

most scenarios

That's a strange way to spell "all"

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, he's the one running Linkedin, now it makes sense why that site, of all places, has anti-AI features now. I hope the shareholders will have mercy with his soul.

[–] paraplu@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

LinkedIn also has AI features. They ruined the job search a few weeks ago. It's now natural language, missing a bunch of filters, and doesn't even return the full text of a job post without additional clicks.

It also takes forever to load a post because it's trying to decide whether you're a match or not. It's not very good at figuring that out. It keeps saying I'm a great match for jobs that require languages I don't speak, or for jobs that require a master's.

I hope this is a sign they'll revert it, but I'm doubtful. LinkedIn was the least bad job search I've found.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got into this business inspired by the innovations Microsoft was exploring a decade ago. Microsoft led cloud convenience and digital platform synergy

ew

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like the sort of guy who's entire "job" is just saying things.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Let's go another way where AI helps us to do things, to learn things, to create things, but in ways that we enhance and advance with our distinct perspectives and unique experiences!"

AI can't do that. And, even if it could be made to look like it is, no one you're paying is going to bother.

Fucking idiots.

"I can't be an idiot, look at all the money I have. "

Stupid is as stupid does. Idiot.

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[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

[https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-satya-nadella-ai-slop](Didn't Nadella beg people not to call it slop?)

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Put your descriptor in the brackets then url in the parentheses.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and that is mentioned very early in the article in the OP…

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The global nvestment in data centres for AI is a rouse, the GPUs will be repurposed for crypto based financial systems.

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[–] reversedposterior@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude realised it was AI and then said he got his AI to summarize it...

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

mouthwashing_take_responsibility.gif

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago
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