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[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture it's like Mars has extreme apathy or depression with this face => •_•

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

A MAGA hat.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.

Fuck new outlook btw

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 19 points 1 day ago

It's an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it's yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even... so stupid)

[–] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

And you can’t uninstall them.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe that's an Alien cock we don't know

[–] Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can't seem to find the original artist :/

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's not much of a surprise, since it doesn't work on Earth either.

Claude.

That's far more terrifying than Teams.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two outlook accounts and both aren't working.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

The Outlooks, they do nothing!

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago

Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet...

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.

[–] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 40 points 2 days ago

“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”

[–] 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.

There's probably nothing scary in there...

Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's definitely the largest canyon, if I'm reading Wiki right. It's over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago

Wait a second....how do yoh decide it's 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?

You're right thanks! Late night brain moment

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[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Goddamnit now I see it too

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth

Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully

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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

signs written in comic sans

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Ack ack ack!

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