Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.
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Isn't Whiskey supposed to have no taste aside alcohol?
You're thinking of vodka
Whiskey is highly diverse
Ah right, thanks.
The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future
That's barely enough room for spaghetti! I won't stand for this!
Can you share the recipe?
- Onion (optional)
- Whiskey
Thanks. I'm not a great cook but this looks simple enough. I will give it a try.
FFS at least peel it first.
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.
Do check what community this post is in
Wouldn't be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
This is OP's second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
I should not have read this post hungry...
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we're talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
"Women don't belong in the kitchen... if you want a good meal"
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister's eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
My dinner from last night
I just made some rice with boillon, added the leftover peas and mushroom sauce. Was tasty.
<3
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?
No, but doing dishes is no fun.
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
Not enough beans
That's what I'm having, minus the onion.
I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don't don't believe the hype boyeeeee
Penisisisisis's VS vijayjayzzzzz
... but what's the onion for? 🤔
Mush it, add to whiskey.
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
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Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
Btw, filled sweet onion does not work. Still though as a shoe leather.
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
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Fancy pants can afford whiskey
Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150
Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying
You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
Gas is still not more expensive than whiskey, right??
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honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.
spirit
Whiskey
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