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... but what's the onion for? ๐ค
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna.... for one.
Exactly
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Boy dinner
Without the onion it's man dinner.
Providing satirical news articles
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Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it's all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.
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Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
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Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.
Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.
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Fake. I ain't using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.
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I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.
Do check what community this post is in
Wouldn't be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
This is OP's second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
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I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won't. They'll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.
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This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.
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The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
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Fancy pants can afford whiskey
Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150
Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying
You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
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honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.
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That's a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.
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Replace Jack with a Canadian whiskey and I could get on board with this.
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That's it. I'm done. I'm transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
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Not enough beans
Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from
Can you share the recipe?
- Onion (optional)
- Whiskey
Thanks. I'm not a great cook but this looks simple enough. I will give it a try.
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