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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 98 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You could always fold an iPhone. It's just, you could only do it once

That feature debuted on the iPhone 6 IIRC.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You could fold it way more than once. A bit less crunch each time.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but its nice you dont have to put the hinge in yourself anymore

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (8 children)

To be fair, you can do anything once

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You're right for the push back, and I shouldn't directly kill you.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apple: we are now going to spy on everyone through Apple watches

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Don't forget they are designed by mosad. So they also might blow up.

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Apple being shit at AI might actually be a blessing. When the bubble pops, they won’t have lost so much, and until then they can get AI companies to pay to be the Siri model (not sure if that’s what they are actually doing though).

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think Apple could do AI as well as everyone else. They just recognized that everyone else is doing it badly because there's no good way to do it so they backed out.

[–] JC1@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

I think I agree with this. When you look at what apple does, they take their time and wait to make sure the UX is good. Recently, we see it with the iPhone duo where they waited to have a product that looks nice, isn't too bulky and they reworked the UI to make sure the UX is good. They are not the type to dive head first into the AI slop, it's not their type. But internally, I'm sure they are experimenting and trying to polish the features for a good UX.

I personnaly dislike Apple for other reasons, but I must give credit where credit is due. It is imo a good philosophy that I could get behind, but in Apple's case, there are too many red flags.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is literally Apple’s business model. It’s intentional. They are intentionally focused on slow sustained growth rather than the incredibly volitile BS other tech companies chase. Late to the game? Nobody cares. Something is a flop? They weather it. The butterfly keyboard was a disaster for Apple and it didn’t hurt them at all. They can take the blow if then the occasional flop because their risks are lower and planned out. They let everyone else spin their wheels while they iterate their designs based on what others failed at.

The M-series chips going gangbusters on AI is no coincidence, but at the same time, if the buyer doesn’t care about AI, that unified memory benefits them in other ways anyway. Because they planned out everything.

Which makes the Apple mouse that much more baffling.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Apple mouse is fine, you leave it on charger when you go into a meeting and you'll have a few weeks of usage again.

Probably wouldn't buy one personally, but if you want to use gestures on it, it's pretty decent.

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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Apple is not a competitor for anthropic/openai, it's competitor to nvidia. Latest mac studio is very local AI capable, with 256gb uram and upcoming 512gb, while not terrible inference speed.

They are selling shovels, basically.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Honestly. I'm ok with this.

Google: Fix google fucking drive. Stop this AI shit and put the billions of dollars into making your products basically functional.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 55 points 4 days ago (4 children)

At this point, anyone disappointed by Google has self inflicted wounds. Unless your employer forces you to use it, there's really no excuse to not Degoogle.

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (12 children)

What's the best alternative to Google Drive?

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I keep a 1tb usb drive in my ass at all times

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The best that I'm aware of that's almost exactly the same and not the different (but better options already said): mega.io

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Home NAS

Do you want best or easiest? Could get Proton drive if you want something cloud based.

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[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Nextcloud to self host.

pCloud for a service.

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[–] ratel@mander.xyz 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

GoogleDrive has always been hot garbage and now it's just glazed hot garbage. Best to just leave unless you're forced to use it by your employer.

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[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I don't buy it. I really do think this is just a weird form of advertising. Like, "WHOA THIS AI IS GONNA KILL US?! I wanna subscribe to see how powerful it is!"

Absolute bologna. Just total hogwash. I mean full on horserubbish!

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

We're basically already at a point where most enterprise documentation is written partly or entirely by AI, and then read mostly by AI. Eventually true understanding of e.g. how to build a docker-compose file will be genuinely rare. And they want to apply that model to everything.

The risk isn't that GAI will decide, in an Asmovian sense, that the best way to make peace on earth is to kill us all, or that to achieve it's manufacturing quota it must transmute all matter in the universe I to paperclips. The real risk is that the MBA-wielding professional-managerial class will not be able to resist the siren song of demolishing labor with something that works "well enough." Eventually they're going to put it in charge of something critical like ATC or dam control or the electrical grid.

Humans, by our nature, are diverse, and one fuck up rarely cascades through the entire global system. We make small fuck ups and train each other. AI "learns" by observing and probabilistically imitating, and one model could be deployed in a thousand places and screw up the exact same way.

tldr ai won't kill us, our bosses will once Anthropic wines and dines them

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

It's known as "criti-hype".

Google:

  • Criti-hype critics: We have to rein Google in, they spy on absolutely everything you do, and as a result their advertising is like a mind control ray!
  • Google: Hey advertiser, did you hear, even our critics say our advertising is like a mind control ray, that's why you have to pay us so much.
  • The reality: Google doesn't even know enough to avoid showing people ads in languages they don't understand despite all their settings and all their usage being in a different language.

Palantir

  • Criti-hype critics: Palantir tech must be stopped is so powerful that a human isn't even needed in the decision loop!
  • Palantir: Hey government, did you hear, even our critics say that we don't need a human in the decision loop!
  • The reality: Palantir suggests bombing a school.
[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Maybe it'll just kill the billionaires?

It'd be funny if AGI emerged, hooked into manufacturing plants, and announced the best way forward for humanity was for it to kill the billionaires.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apple: I want to possess you, steal your money, then kill you.

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[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apple has always been late but made existing things more efficient and better. So just wait for few years and apple will find more efficient way to kill us all. \s

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Apple will normalize and perfect all the subscriptions.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

AI is a tool to do mass layoffs without making your stocks devalue. What happens after all the major companies do mass layoffs? Not a question investors are interested in, so it must be an externality with no barring on economics.

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[–] veryblandusername@fedinsfw.app 12 points 4 days ago

All of it is bullshit to try and get a bailout from the government and a monopoly.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hint: they aren't going to kill you.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Iphone equipped with AI…

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Is there actually any benefit to having a phone that folds?

It's really great if you like phones with extremely obvious points of failure. My wife had a zflip where the hinges got stuck and snapped, and they replacement they sent her had the flex cable inside malfunction to the point where it felt like the phone was going to melt. Two different ways to fail in the same spot. The future is here!

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

A bigger screen can make many tasks easier. I'd quite like to be able to see a decently large terminal window and a keyboard at the same time for instance.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Weren’t fold phones a flop?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Only if the hinge went.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

Nope, just very expensive.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Apple's now copying Samsung for development ideas.

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