this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026
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[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

"boss I'm going to be late. There's a... hum... leak in the heating system I need to take care of"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 91 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

POV: You don’t know what a POV meme is.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Same thing as MFW, right?

[–] inbn@lemmy.zip 49 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

POV: When your partner is leaving for work but you are sleeping with your legs open and a titty hanging out

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 44 points 4 hours ago

POV: ...you are sleeping...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That door is way too close to the bed, and far too high. This is a horrific ergonomic failure.

That and “my leaving for work…”

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 6 hours ago

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 19 points 7 hours ago

You're sad that she's so comfortable with you that you get to receive such a lovely view? Carry that image with you all day. Damn.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm gonna be 17 seconds late

[–] i_need_your_bones@piefed.social 38 points 8 hours ago

Exactly it only takes moment to tuck them back in dude show some love it's cold

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Power move. Say I expect you to be in that position when I get home or there will be spankings.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)