Beware the tiddy beans
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026
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Beans beans the musical food the more you eat the more you toot!
People continue to be amazed by everyone sliding into poverty.
There are environmental and ethical reasons to do this. Not just cost
For real though, beans of all kinds are nutrient dense
If you want to satisfy a woman, don't neglect her bean.
the bean > the meat
Bean there, done that
Hannibal Lecter started the old bean ball rolling. The meat industry pushed us to the beans just like their own products in a cattle chute.
I don't discriminate. Beans fucking rule.
Eat more nutritional yeast. It’s yummy and savory. Really good on popcorn or mixed with olive oil and spread on toast.
Love kombucha, kimchee, yogurt, beer, soy sauce, sauerkraut, bread… can’t stand nutritional yeast. It goes straight to my sinuses and stings them.
Nutritional yeast is amazing and has a horrible name. Like monosodium glutemate.
And calling it "nooch" isn't a whole lot better. Sounds like shitty alcohol or an anatomical euphemism.
Sounds like something hippies cultivate in their armpits.
The furry site?
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Wouldnt a person be swapping meat for beans, though?
Beans. Beans. Beans. Beans.
Memey beans.
"swap beans for meat" is a valid way to say "beans instead of meat"
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/23360/substitute-x-for-y
as a linguistics graduate, that doesn't make sense
Please stop posting this as an authority saying it’s valid. It’s an internet discussion with a robust debate about whether it’s valid or ambiguous, which means it’s ambiguous. The only valid conclusion here is that while one might have their own convention on this, it’s not universal and this should be phrased another way. “Replace meat with beans,” for example.
Unless you're in a restaurant, where they live in opposite land for some reason
So in an Australian restaurant?
Don't make fun of vegetarians. We are still human beans.
Makes me think of 'E pluribus anus' for some reason..
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