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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The challenge will make it more fun. How bad do the werewolves wants that butt?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Like, one by one, or all 14 at once? How does the logistics work here?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Most I can fit is three at a time.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

After one finishes can another jump in or do you have to wait for the whole group to get the next three?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

It's rapid fire all the way baby

Source: 🐺

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Within you are three wolves

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Three wolf poon.

And one of those wolves is eleven wolves

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you're only using your original holes, sure. But what if they make some new extra holes?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Someone call Junji Ito

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, 3 for the openings, two for the hands, lets say 1 for feet, two for armpits, two for hair, lets add 2 for douple penetration of the lower openings, one for boobies and one humping the back.

All that assuming that the "my ass" is like "my sorry ass" meaning person, and the person has a vagina ans long hair

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Might I introduce you to sounding? Although one werewolf cock in your cock is already huge, two might kill a man. A glorious way to go, though.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Glorious indeed, imagine odin when his valkyries bring that person to valhalla

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Inside of you there are 14 werewolves…

~~you dirty dirty slut you~~

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Go on... 😏

[–] inari@piefed.zip 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Real furry?

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world @Kolanaki@pawb.social i need your opinion

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago

I can take 'em 😤

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I've already dated one werewolf, so I have crucial experience in pleasing them :3

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago