this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
1127 points (98.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

42115 readers
5278 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's the only system, the imperial "system" is just some shenanigans on top of metric

[–] SpinItBetter@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Put this on the Ronald Reagan did it pile. Jimmy Carter started us on the path to metric and then Reagan halted it.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Trans girl I use to know called herself femto. I assumed it was because of her foot fetish but maybe it was related to the metric system.

As a member of c/sciencememes, you have my sword! (Or, at least my upvote!)

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Metric is officially recognized across the US. European minds cannot comprehend this.

To be fair, neither can American minds.

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

DAd Heard Karl Marx Gave The Proletariat Eleven Zeppelins Yo

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

While we're on the subject, can we please kill off "kilowatt hours". Fuckers, those are Joules, 3.6 Megajoules specifically.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Nah it's more relatable to humans regarding electricity consumption, the consumer would be confused and scared seeing 3.6 megajoules on a bill and not actually understand how power usage of watts of appliances would convert into Joule energy units. That's why electric cars motor powers are still rated in Watts and the bill shows a relatable term.

To add to that, that's why so many metric countries (not USA) still use imperial units colloquially because they are more relatable in real life like lbs and inches and feet. But then would use Km and grams in other contexts quite normally. And knots still always make more sense to pilots and sailors.

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 points 4 hours ago

What makes lbs, inch and feet more relatable?

How is half a kg more relatable than one kg? Or how are 2½ cm more relatable than 1 cm? Or how are 30 cm more relatable than 10 cm or 100 cm?

I keep seeing your argument here and there, but I just cannot fathom what is meant by it. For me there's nothing relatable at all in "foot". It falls awkwardly between 10 cm and 100 cm and I cannot really make heads or tails about it. Except if I divide it by three, which gives me an approximate number in metres. But then the number could have been in metres in the first place.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry you totally lost me on the second paragraph. What you describe there is basically a British thing. On the continent people use m, kg and such for daily life things.

Knots are used because of historic influences and inertia. Imperial units in some special cases are exclusively used because of the influence of the US and again inertia.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Oh ok just a British thing so the ENTIRE BRITISH EMPIRE. Cool. Oh knots are used for historic influences like... Places that use imperial units colloquially but are official metric? Ohhh cool as well. Thanks for repeating just what I said and agreeing.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No yotta-? How do you describe the number of joulles it takes to blow up a planet?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That's the tera tera. Terra terror or Terra tearer, or a trillion terajoules.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

The hangup in the US for a lot of it is the people who would keep trying to convert back into English units instead of just riding with it. Especially silly when it doesn’t change anything.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Wait, no, please convince my countryfolk to metricate. I'm an engineer and desperately want to be able to design things in metric. It's so much better but the average American doesn't know a meter from a hole in their ass

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 points 4 hours ago

the average American doesn’t know a meter from a hole in their ass

Do they actually know yards? A metre is pretty close to one yard. If you know yard, you know the metre.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But they do know litres, because the big soft drink bottles are sold in litres. They know grams if they do drugs or bake. They know prefixes like Mega, Giga and Tera if they are into computers, and they know about "kilo" if they pay an electrical bill. If they're into military stuff, they know about "clicks", which are actually... kilometers.

I think it's slowly creeping in.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

So weird phenomenon actually, because our military is fully metricated, you wind up with some of the most die hard American exceptionalist/American nationalist types fully using metric and 24 hour time. A friend was raised in a household like that where they just didn't use US customary at home because the military doesn't.

We're all taught a lot of the basics in school. And yeah we have an instinctive idea of what 2L looks like. Drug users know grams, as do some bakers (a lot of baking is still done by volume here). And other than that I'd say maybe a quarter of Americans know that a meter is kinda close to a yard. Maybe 5% (may be overestimating tbh) know that a liter of water is a kilogram.

Slowly but surely though more things are being roundish numbers in metric here (like 325 mL/12.9 fluid ounces) and I think that's a vital component of the move to metric. We are actually headed there, we're just slower than the UK and Canada.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 7 hours ago

I want to upvote metric, but downvote "tiddies". 😡

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Fun coincidence that I was working on making a graph (network) of the relationships between different units yesterday. Here is how it looks in a circle, yellow dots are lengths, mass red and time blue.

It's not perfect on the phone, but here is the link, press the "Refresh All" button to load the network and run the code.

https://nadi-system.github.io/playground.html?example=units

Context: I'm writing a programming language to analyze graphs, so I thought "units are graph relationships, let me see what I can do". It was fun, but also funny because so many relationships are not simple factor multiplications. The network was extracted from the data gnu units uses, but I did it halfhazardly, so it's not perfect.

You can play around with the code if you wanna try your own things, there's user documentation and more examples. The actual network can be viewed using the buttons on the left of the editor.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 10 hours ago

Dat hourglass figure

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Metric haters when they realize their electricity is measured in Volts (metric unit), not in "relatable" units like Sparks:

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 12 hours ago

Last night was so hot, my ac took three sparks per witchburn!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago

usa kicked the Brits out of the usa back in the day but they stole and kept their system of measurements (and of course adapted them over time, like americans do). They avoid the metric system by a country kilometer.

[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

I've only ever encountered decaliters in Dune, where there's the awkward phrase "38 million decaliters" instead of "380 million liters". It's probably because Frank Herbert was initially thinking in gallons, and it got changed later.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The brief moment of confusion when you hit something using deci- or hecto- and you briefly have to convert to one of the common prefixes is always a little aggravating...

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Did you know that Americans use Milli-inches?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Mils and Thous are at least decimal, so that's part of the battle right there...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

how else are we gonna measure our dangles?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 82 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Look at that hourglass figure

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 12 hours ago

Now do the same with US customary units. Let's see what their hourglass looks like 🫠

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›