Poem_for_your_sprog

joined 1 year ago
[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I glued my balls to my butthole again.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bush V Gore?

Seems the same as a band being influenced by other bands that came before them. How many bands listened to Metallica and used those ideas to create new music?

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What porn have you up voted? Hmm let's find out.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I like chips and guac, but every time I go to the store and the low sodium chips are out of stock...I don't buy chips.

Once you get used to it the regular ones are disgustingly salty.

Drop them off at point nemo equipped with a swimsuit and a banana.

Don't forget the bone density loss from having such a large parasite for 9 months.

Because the earth is on fire and having kids is a good way to guarantee another human starves to death while having heat stroke?

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (18 children)

I guess microsoft-crowdstrike is fair, since the OS doesn't have any kind of protection against a shitty antivirus destroying it.

I keep seeing articles that just say "Microsoft outage", even on major outlets like CNN.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (40 children)

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?

If only.

The coal still has a net warming effect, I'm not saying it was a good thing.

We're all right fucked.

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