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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 70 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

same. it's an acquired taste that I grew up with cause my mom ate it. it's a great treat especially because no one will steal it from me lol

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coming from a country that has a very big licorice-candy based selection, there is a lot of room within the category too, from sweet to salty, from hard to soft licorice.

Some of them I like, some I don't.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

I love some black licorice. Could go either way for the ones in the post.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's offensive... But I get it.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Same here. I'm actually having some as I type this.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is the FDA announcing this, so I'm guessing the announcement is that somehow the licorice has been contaminated with uranium or something because they just keep escalating.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

This particular screenshot was from 2018, but nowadays you are totally right. Just waiting to see the next thing they announce has been recalled.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

The licorice companies are waiting for RFK Jr to make a speech in the shade somewhere, so that a similar looking photo of contaminated licorice can be taken.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

not surprised, american liquorice has a tragic lack of ammonium chloride

Salmiak is life.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Moved to Sweden, tried salted licorice. Somehow even worse. Ammonium chloride is legitimately the worst flavor I've ever had in my mouth and I put everything in there

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or you're just weak. If my candy isn't trying to kill me, what's the point.

[–] detren@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

I tried one of the saltiest ones there while actively suffering from kidney failure so it was literally killing me.

It tasted amazing.

[–] RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 2 weeks ago

don't think we have those flavours of candy in stock but i'll check in the back

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair, there's probably plenty of lead in it.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

oh it's sweet liquorice? :/

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well, yeah, we like to shoot at our licorice, as is tradition.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Black licorice, despite comprising only 14% of the total licorice inventory, is responsible for over 50% of customer complaints.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

responsible for over 50% of customer complaints.

and I quote a complaining customer : "And yet AGAIN there wasn't enough of it in the package"

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Liquorice allsorts were a fixture of my childhood. Haven't had them in decades.

Edit to add: I call the pelotons of road cyclists in their colourful sponsored jerseys 'The Liquorice Allsorts Crew'.

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[–] NuanceDemon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want to stay in bed, eating black licorice.

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

More for me.

[–] Bytemite@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not a shitpost, but don't eat too much black licorice all at once, it can cause heart problems. Too much of the glycyrrhizin produced naturally in the plant's root that's used to make black licorice causes your kidneys to flood potassium out into your blood and it'll mess up the electrical signals in your heart. You have to eat like two bags a day for two weeks though.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Most licorice candy is actually made from anise root, which has no glycyrrhizin.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Their actual quote is "recalled 100 tons for possible fecal contamination".

But it's not any more real than OP's image

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The article was written by Big Candy Corn™

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

A subsidiary of Big Traffic Cone™.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know this a shitpost, because yet another food item legitimately has shit in it, this is now a constant problem in America.

I can only presume it’s because the workers are treated extremely badly, remunerated poorly, and the corpos face no consequences for apparently disgusting factories, and there’s no regulations?

There’s no reason this should happen in a modern factory, there should be three hand wash stations before a worker even gets close to the food.

“American food tastes like shit”

[–] droans@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, it's just that some people don't like the flavor of anise.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Okay but for real a little anise in a few recipes makes them taste right. I do not like the taste of black licorice but I keep a little star anise in the spice cupboard and a small piece makes ramen taste right.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but you have to keep your anise clean and hygienic if you want people to eat it

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think rats and birds in the factories are the main source of shit contamination in american foods factories

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nordics: Good. More for us.

[–] olejellylegs@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

“Recommends chewing a handful of anise seeds and grimacing…”

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Current fda is so fucked they probably like black licorice.

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't understand. I honestly love black licorice.

They wouldn't even make it if no one liked it. I also like dishes that use fennel or anise.

Always have and always will. Red licorice is the garbage one.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was in my teens, I think, the first time a friend said they liked black licorice. I really thought they were kidding, just blew my mind. I mean, if you like something, you like it, can't really argue with that. Still.

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think the flavor is too strong on its own for people to appreciate, but you may be surprised how it has been used in dishes you loved.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I also love licorice =)

I really like licorice root tea, and when I was a kid I'd take the seeds out of star anise pods and suck on them XD

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Also a black licorice fan. Got to try a Dutch licorice pipe once and it was great.

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Laughs in Dutch

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Too honest to be coming from this FDA

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The chocolate one is also gross and weird and yet you end up eating all of it.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Chocolate licorice is gross and weird in a good way. Black licorice is gross and weird in a gross an weird way.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve never once eaten the chocolate one and I only once took a bite of the black one.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Try the chocolate. It tastes fake but it's still better than Hershey's vomit chocolate by far.

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