Programmer Humor

TFW JavaScript developers

Ironically, the semicolon would go perfect at the end of the first line.

Bold of you to assume i dont use it daily; it helps to be autistic and need to explain complex thoughts in a single sentence.

Fuck that; I love semicolons.

I use them in at least one out every of ten comments; I feel like most people don't know how to use them, however.

Semicolons were the staple "eyes" in many emoticons back in the day.

;) ;P ;_;

Python developer: LOL. LMAO

ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

It is a semicolon; we barely use it.

Incorrect, that's a Greek question mark

A lot of at least entry-level comp sci is taught in Python these days

My senior highschool English teacher (a somewhat precocious PHD student), assigned us basically the opposite of code golf; make the longest grammatically correct sentence you can (with some rules that basically amounted to 'do not be boring/repetitive'). The use of semicolons was encouraged.

If one ignores the semicolon, it is at their own peril; they're too useful, even when used slightly incorrectly

Also self harm survivors apparently tattoo themselves with it. I like to think it's a reminder for them that life goes on.

I use semi-colons a lot. People are so intimidated by them and they refuse to admit how simple they are; it's literally the combination of a comma and a colon, that's it. Use it for when both are needed.

We mean, you can use it often i enough if you use it correctly; if only purely by example.

English Teacher: It is semicolon we hardly use it.

So... It's perfectly cromulent to everyone here that an English teacher isn't using proper punctuation and capitalization?

Tab gang

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I mean, have you seen ML with Python. It doesn't have semicolons.