Thus the rage virus was born.
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
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Activate Mama. She needs to contact the Doctor.
Who?
https://supersimple.com/song/five-little-monkeys/
Just another reference to the song with the covert ops kinda theme
Huh, I was expecting a Gallifreyan song, not this.
Seconded. My first thought was that this had to be in c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow.
And now that's in my head for the rest of the night. Hope you're proud OP. You monster.
The trick is to imagine an old monkey doctor saying "no more monkeys jumping on the bed" and really punch out the enunciation.
This is getting out of hand.
Thats too many monkeys!
What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?
Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?
Where did the monkeys come from?
Why isn't she calling animal control?
This is good.
Like really good.
You have brought much joy to this empty world. I salute you
I recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!
Yeah man I hear you, Henry Kissinger and King Leopold also had some inspiring last words
Andrew Jackson ran the most committed free fitness program in history, and it was even government mandated