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Please rear-end me, I'm asking nicely :3

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She wants you to wreck that back hatch.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yessss I fucking do, lol :3 /s

[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm going to need to see your insurance first.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

Noooo, I don't even have a driver's license 😭
It's true tho, I walk and take public transportation everywhere...

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

WARNING: NSFWOmg, I've used dildos before, and my gf has used them on me before, but last time we saw each other, I got to experience what it was like for her to be inside me. In fact, that was the first time anyone has ever been inside me (well, other than fingering, and she took that first as well hehe~). It awakened smth in me. I just melted into a pile of horny mush, and just kept begging for more. The funny thing is, in a pure pleasure sense, I got more out of being fingered. But holy shit the emotions of having her inside me were so much fucking stronger. I couldn't help all the things that came out of my mouth. How I kept asking for more, for her to go harder. How desperately I wanted her to cum inside me, to put a (metaphorical) baby inside me. And then when she was done, I just couldn't move anymore. I was just a panting mess in ass up face down position, and I just stayed there for minutes before I laid down to cuddle. And she told me that's how she feels when I'm in her, and omg now I'm even more excited for that as well (but fuck, as much of a switch as I am, I still prefer to be the one getting railed). That has to have been the best sex I've ever had, and I didn't even orgasm lmao

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 6 days ago

The ancient art of getting railed...you express it quite well 😂
This is kind of exactly what I mean...getting railed is the most emotionally fulfilling, sexually satisfying, most bonding experience EVER! And you got to experience it and described it so well!

Honestly I'm so proud of you 😭
This is so extremely relatable. The emotions of someone inside of you. Dirty words and sounds coming out of your mouth on their own. Being desperate for their cum inside. Wanting to have their baby. Being left a complete mess...it's all there and I completely get it ♥️
I applaud you for face down ass up. Positions from behind are great, but this one is special. Good job! 💜

Honestly yeah, this is exactly why I get so descriptive...cause it's that good and intense, lol. Tbh, your comment just makes me wanna get railed now, so...thanks for that, you pulled an Uno reverse card on me ;-;

Thanks for sharing that. I'm proud of both of you 🩷
I may have a rival in you yet! 😂 /s

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

See, Miisha, these are the kind of posts that make my blood go places XD

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Really? I've been posting horny memes ALL DAY and this is what gets you? 😭 /s

I'm glad I made you horny, lol. Enjoy! 🩷

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

XD different strokes for different folks. The "shy rule"-post is great too! Thank you for keeping me entertained.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You have been on fire today

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Indeed! :3
Maaaaaania time 😂 /s

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

Only if I'm lying down on Oak Street Bridge and my top half is pointing south.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago

Ugh, gotta spend the day doing auto-repair. The worst.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Not a single comment here seems to refer directly to the phrase "smash my back doors in"

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

Yesss
But like...in the rear ;3

[–] ogy@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago

pound my back in

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

No Ron. Go find Becky.

smash the patriarchy?

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

EXACTLY, right??

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

god i would love to be on both ends of this LOL

esp given my recent crush on a guy 😭😭😭 need this SO BADLY

(i cannot say anything for the time being due to various life circumstances, but the time will come. unfortunately, it might be a while 💀)

feels great to be a switch and be able to appreciate the pleasures of both sides... not knocking anyone who is strictly one side or another, just grateful for what i have and where i'm at

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

I respect that! Yeah, switches always seemed lucky to me, for being able to...well, switch. More power to you! Enjoy 🩷

[–] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I know, right? 😆
Rear-end me any day of the week :3