Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn't voice his opinion...
I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that's okay
They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.
"I think #348-17"
See how much better that would be?
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That chicken is so white it tried to colonize
That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.
That chicken is so white the GAP automatically gives it a discount on khakis
That chicken is so white it just asked to speak to your manager.
That chicken is so white, it uses race-based crime statistics to draw all of its sociological conclusions.
That chicken is so white it"s served with a glass of white wine and xanax
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Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn't like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽
I don't like onions either. The taste is ok sometimes, but not very nice. And the texture is awful.
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I have a love hate relationship with it. The extra flavor onion can add is god tier. The texture is awful. So I cook with it but leave minimal pieces left in the dish.
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I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She'd carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.
That’s terrifying
Two chicken died for that sin against tastebuds
This looks so bland... where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?
Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?
chicken so white it invented credit scores
chicken so white it posts to its FB group whenever it sees black pepper
AI slop? Probably.
Maybe. Reverse image search lead me to this, though, and her voice sure has potential Swiftie tones.
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Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.
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I'm ootl, someone explain for me
She makes bland music for basic bitches.
Ah ok, nothing too complicated then I guess. Although, I must admit, I do have Taylor Swift in my music genre rotations
Joke's on you. They'll outlive us all
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