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I know you guys are joking, but my OCD required that I actually crop it.
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Please for the love of our timelines...
Please crop your memes.
But they don't even care anymore.
BEHOLD, MY POWER!
You were holding your farts for 8 hours?
There's an app for that.
Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can't make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭
Not with that attitude, no
The office is currently about 7000 km away, so a targeted attack is slightly out of budget
You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.
Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences, specifically: health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.
Almost a shitpost
I wish I could but I can't trust a fart anymore =/
Productivity counts as productivity.
It's crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
One of us! One of us!
I've literally been written up because I farted at work once.
people and their black bars in this comment section...
This is a milestone in life. It's equivalent to achieve your first million dollars.
you late to the party. if you don't fart in the interview are you even considered human?
One of the few upside of working close to noisy industrial machines. 👍
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