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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Let me start off with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga

[–] YooperJeff@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Left Pizza, None Beef please

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I would love to see a weirdly introspective tmnt where they suddenly realize how much better they would be without pizza… a lack of diabetes… blood pressure… all the salt of those anchovies.

Also there was that ep where shredder and the boys set up a pizza shop to track the weirdest order possible cause it had to come from the turtles.

[–] mountaincalledmonkey@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pineapple, ham, jalapeños, onions

Hawaiian supreme

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You gotta swap out the ham for bacon, trust me on this one.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

And add cream cheese🤌🤌🤌

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you at the combination Taco Bell & Pizza Hut?

[–] yukichigai@kbin.earth 10 points 3 days ago

The one on Jamaica Avenue?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Holy shiitake

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I got a spare Copy of Super Mario Advance 2.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’ll take…

Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

ADVERTISING CAUSES MEEEEE THEREAPYYYYYYY

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Now I'm in the mood for a banana banana banana terracotta pie

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[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large,

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A veggie pie with anchovies, and make sure there's onion on it. Also garlic butter dipping sauce. I'm making my wife prove how much she loves me

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My usual: large deep pan, 2 x spicy pork, 2 x spicy beef, 2 x doner kebab meat, jalapeños, fresh green chillies. Please and thank you.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish they had doner and green chillies at a pizza place near us, sounds good!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My local pizza place calls this pizza the ‘Hossenfeffer’ because it’s what I order every time and have been doing so for about fifteen years.

I don’t know if anyone else has ever ordered it. But it’s the chien’s testicles.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dog's testicles? Is that an idiom in french?

Also: outside of Laverne and Shirley, this is the only time I have encountered "Hossenfeffer" in my days., that I can remember at least.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

You’re welcome?

I’ll Hossenfeffer all over you if you like.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

make me one with everything

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 3 days ago

as it should be

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Side beans plz

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

hang in there

[–] weps@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

get one with pineapple for me and you can throw it in the trash

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

Garlic bread pls

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Barbeque chicken and a pizza plan to tax the rich

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Let's get one with barbecued rich people

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

A pizza man, a pizza plan, a pizza canal - Pizza Panama

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

CanIgetUhmmm One single Olive

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, a cyber-dinette, just like on Reddit!

[–] Cellery@quokk.au 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He takes installments? Jesus.

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'll take some garlic knots, thanks. Next time's on me.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

I would not like one sam I an

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Gorgonzola, walnuts, capers, olives, chipotle flakes, and a little grated vintage cheddar please. If that doesn't fit into the pizza man's pizza plan, don't trust the pizza man.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

A capricciosa

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He's gonna make me money in pizza land?

[–] missing_string@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

He's definitely, not, a cop.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Gimme two deluxe pizzas with nuttin'

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