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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 139 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

[–] PlzGibHugs@piefed.ca 154 points 4 days ago

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 40 points 4 days ago

[–] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The Internet was a mistake.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 99 points 4 days ago

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago (6 children)

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 103 points 4 days ago

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Deep from the show The Boys

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

BRAIN BLEACH

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH

GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH

[–] frog@feddit.uk 71 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.

https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/

I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think there are multiple other problems with this story scientifically

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[–] othermark@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Look I'm very sorry for sharing this but I've been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.

Amazing - it's only 7am and, thanks to this post, I've already had enough internet for today.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 46 points 4 days ago

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 73 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 21 points 4 days ago

Shoulda blown up Earth when he had the chance.

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[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey maybe mark this as NSFW

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Insert the masturbating on commuting train copy pasta

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago

[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 29 points 4 days ago

[–] truxnell@quokk.au 17 points 4 days ago

Bad day to have eyes

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

It's a terrible day to be literate.

[–] UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it is a pleasurable experience for both parties

Somehow I doubt that even if a person was depraved enough to attempt this, that it would be pleasurable for either party

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Deep disagrees.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a devourment song

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Why I gotta see this when I'm just trying to write honest to god d&d CONSENTacle porn?

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don't rape animals.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago

I agree, but I made it through the entire thing and Anon assured us that this is pleasurable for both parties.

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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago



[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not even funny. Just fuckin gross and weird, even to repost

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[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Anon needs his hard drive checked.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 21 points 4 days ago

I can not leave the house

he is too smart

he will not let me

the morning squelching now fills me with terror

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Old but ~~gold~~ fucking horrifying

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 14 points 4 days ago

I feel conflicted about even upvoting this repost. It's nice to know I still have some scruples left.

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