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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 91 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's a serious conversation that's been had amongst historians, anthropologists, archeologists and, of course, paleontologists. It's entirely possible that the dragon myth comes from ancient civilizations uncovering dinosaurs like the T-Rex and imagining what they believe it looked like when alive. They had no concept that it had been dead for 300 million years and didn't exist alongside humans.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago

It really makes sense. Another one is that when they uncovered skulls of ancient mastodons, they though they were the skulls of Cyclops, because the trunk is located over a giant nasal/sinus opening in the skull, that they assumed was a single eye socket. If you had never seen, or even heard of, a creature with a trunk, a Cyclops would be the obvious assumption.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve always thought the same thing

[–] DonJefe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

A man of culture, I see

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[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 108 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I agree, it seems most folk don't like to talk about the difference between a dragon and a wyvern

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 52 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Complicated topic, but according to the nerdy Eurocentric definition:

Dragon = 4 limbs + 2 wings (6 total)

Wyvern = 2 legs + 2 wings (4 total)

Wyrm = 0 limbs/wings (Still very large, like the Tremors creatures or Sand Worms)

Technically "dragons" could have anywhere from 0 to hundreds or thousands of limbs/wings, and may or may not have the ability to fly/breathe fire/speak/possess magic/etc. depending on location, culture, and point in time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dragonriders of Pern?

More like Wyvernriders. Eat shit, Anne McCaffrey.

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

What if a dragon lost his front limbs in a fight or had a birth defect? Wouldn't it be ableist of you to call it a Wyvern? They would be very upset to be called one. :(

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 5 points 4 days ago

Wyrms could have any number of legs. Or just be the 4+2 combination because wyrm used to just mean dragon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

eastern dragons dont need wings, they are more serpent like.

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[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 10 points 4 days ago

Not all dragons are wyverns, but all wyverns are dragons (depending on canonical setting, but this is true for historical myth)

Done, conversation over, and too many ignorant nerds had this conversation in the Skyrim days while vomiting out the Monster Hunter definition like it speaks for anything but Monster Hunter.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I dont care I hunt them both with my gunlance

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dinosaurs skeletons were thought to have come from dragons until the 1800s

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

People “knew” about dinosaurs and giants (for the less obviously-lizardy bones) for thousands of years. A lot of them were not very far from the surface.

The idea of Dinosauria has only been around like three hundred years, so you can see why myths prevail. Personally I think Pterosaurs are much more fascinating than any fictional Dragons, but this post is about dinosaurs.

This image is slop.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Top is slop.

Bot is submissive, and also slop.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Bots on Lemmy?! If these bots are not self-hosted, I'm gonna file a complaint!

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] recursivethinking@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

1st thing I thought of was Dragon Tales lol

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is the conspiracy theory that the giant wings were eaten, and that an ancient society ate dragon wings like we eat Buffalo wings and that's why there's only tiny arms?

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I was on the fence because of the missing wings. But, now? Now, I believe.

Who could resist delicious, battered, deep-fried dragon wings? Not I!

other way around. they liked giant thigh, bred the t rexes so their cheeks clap when they walk

[–] sudo@programming.dev 22 points 5 days ago

Skeletons got a femur in his arm.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why aren't they called flynosaurs?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 26 points 5 days ago

so this is how i find out

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[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago

The reason I'm not ready for this conversation because I"ve heard too many Young Earth Creationists say "There are dragons in da bible, and dinosaurs kinda look like dragons! Therefore, Dinosarus didn't die by meteor they died in da flood!"

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That’s a wyvern, not a dragon! Fake and gay! FAKE AND GAY!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)

So you’re saying dragons are just big chickens?

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Behold! A man.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Massive, fire-breathing chickens, but yeah.

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do you think the thigh and breast muscles would be tough and gamey, or do you think it would scale similarly as chicken to turkey?

There's probably a timeline where T-Rex was hunted to extinction like the Mammoth, or was domesticated for food like cattle, pigs, and other modern dinosaurs.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Whose domesticating T-Rexes? That seems like a short career.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

T-Rex flying around with those tiny arms/wings

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

It's kinda like a hummingbird. Those shits flapped at 500bpm. Talk about terrifying huh?

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[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago

The T Rex skelly looks like it's pondering or shooting some anime pose

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dragon legends predate Colombus.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

And are also common to hundreds of separate cultures from around the world

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