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No fucking way did this dude just say the 21st century verion of "Let them eat cake"

Last time I checked, corn flakes weren't that cheap. My go to is still rice.

I'm a Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA) fan, and unfortunately the team is owned by Dan Gilbert who also owns Rocket Mortgage. During every game, they run this Rocket Mortgage commercial that shows this schlub of a man bringing home three bags of groceries while the voiceover says how it used to be six bags of groceries for the same price. Then his house starts talking to him, reminding him that he has equity in the house and thus can take out a second mortgage and use the money to pay for ... groceries. Just a horrifying, dystopic nightmare with catchy music and an animated smiley house.

Like anybody reduced to eating cereal for dinner is buying fucking Kellogg's when they can get the Aldi version for like a third of the price.

Let's eat him, instead.

I guess we have to reinvent the guillotine, version 2024. History will talk about let them eat cornflakes. It's so ridiculous because cornflakes here is more expensive than a loaf of bread.

Fuck that. Oatmeal is way cheaper and more nutritious. If we're going that way I'm not giving Kelloggs money.

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Name brand cereal has gotten so expensive. I swapped to store brands and haven't noticed a huge difference. Probably better to stop eating cereal in general.

1kg Kellogg's cornflakes = €4.79

1.5kg Aldi porridge oats = €1.19

If I'm eating a cereal product for dinner I'll go with the more filling and versatile oats

If I had to eat corn flakes for every meal, it would work the way John Kellogg intended. I wouldn't have the strength to jerk off. I would be too damn depressed.

What a piece of shit CEO. I wish they people would feel unsafe saying this type of stuff to struggling people.

So when do we pull out the guillotines?

Sorry, but how does he think someone who is cash strapped is buying the name brand, and not the dollar tree version? Wow this dude is so out of touch

I'd rather eat your children, Moneybags McFatfuck.

Sometimes it's best to shut up

I go out of my way to avoid giving that fascist family any of my money.

Fuck you you fucking fucks.

is this what late stage capitalism looks like, when the cause of the problem tries to disguise itself as the genius solution?

As a child i always thought cornflakes in any shape are a good breakfast. As an adult i'm just scratching my head, wondering why we got diabetes for breakfast. If i'd be too poor to eat properly, cornflakes would ve the very first thing that has to go. But i don't eat them in the first place, so fuck you kellogs boy.

Grains loaded with added sugars for your largest meal. Surely that won't contribute further to this country's health crisis, like it didn't already do that by marketing itself as healthy for growing children.

And here I am buying flour and eating pancakes all day long. Or potatoes. If only I could afford corn flakes!

Remember, cereal was first proposed as a cure for masturbation, so rub one out for freedom.

This Kellogg's?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Kellogg's_strike

So we just stop buying Kellogg's products.

One should never eat corn flakes.

I'm hearing an open invitation to guillotines!

Odd that the words are so similar to "let them eat cake"

As the solution it led to was caused by LESS of a problem than exists now. The economic disparity of 18th century France was less than the disparity of today

So... If he was selling guns, he'd suggest people just killed themselves?

I suggest that Gary Pilnick eat my ass for dessert.

Do they make cake cereal? Missed opportunity if you ask me