See kids, this is why you don't steal from ultra rich people, stick to stealing from the poor and you'll be fine, maybe a year in jail.
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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God our justice system is fucked.
If you're a police officer who, along with 5 of your hate-filled buddies, tortures two black men in their home? 10-27 years.
Steal from a few rich people? 40-50 years with the possibility of 110.
There's the good old "kill Michael Jackson, 4 years in jail", "upload a Michael Jackson MP3 on the net, 5 years in jail"
wunderkind of the cryptocurrency world
Nice editorializing. He's been a conman from the start, riding the tailwind of the crypto bubble, who never got out of Bronze.
So, perfectly representing crypto then
Crypto is synonymous with con.
wunderkind
Great, now my mind has forever linked SBF and Nathan from Ted Lasso. Maybe not a completely inaccurate description…
He should just announce a candidacy for presidency.
100 years????? Wow justice will actually be done this.... wait what? Hes rich?
Oh, ok. Maybe just 7 years then.
He stole from the ultrarich, dude. Doesn't matter how much money he has
Wanna bet its closer to 7 than 100?