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Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 7 hours ago

‘I’m driving’ is no longer an excuse for not attending the meeting!

New Zealand Wants to Be the “Best Place to Have Herpes” in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What? Really? I think I don’t have

New Zealand Wants to Be the “Best Place to Have Herpes” in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 4 days ago (6 children)

You got reward for having herpes in NZ?

Drug dealer from Sandy jailed after texting police by mistake in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 4 days ago

Dealer of the Year

Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 9 points 4 days ago

Don’t forget to pay the repairing fee for the machine

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community -5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imaging this woman in a chicken farm and process factory :)

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 6 days ago

Years later, you will find many then teen’s 80yo grandmas’ photos in the leaked database

Uranus Leaks More Heat Than We Thought in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 1 week ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

Why the federal government is making climate data disappear in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 week ago

For the first time, Chinese Communist Government has lead the trend :)

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 1 week ago

Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

US government announces $200 million Grok contract a week after ‘MechaHitler’ incident in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 1 week ago

Trump and Musk have a real toxic relationship

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