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True story: If football games were only 45 minutes long, then the 2009 Steelers would have finished anywhere from 10-6 to 13-3, instead of 9-7.

Ronde Barber, yes. Tiki Barber, never.

Eric Allen, Jared Allen, Willie Anderson, Tiki Barber, Anquan Boldin, Jahri Evans, London Fletcher, Dwight Freeney, Antonio Gates, Eddie George, James Harrison, Rodney Harrison, Devin Hester, Torry Holt, Andre Johnson, Robert Mathis, Julius Peppers, Steve Smith, Fred Taylor, Hines Ward, Ricky Watters, Reggie Wayne, Vince Wilfork, Patrick Willis, Darren Woodson.

Because back in the late 1970s, their head coach at the time, Hayden Fry, updated the Hawkeyes' uniforms to look like the Steelers' uniforms, because he wanted his team to "look like winners."

Kenny Pickett played well on Sunday. He also got robbed of a TD pass by either Diontae Johnson or the referees, depending on who you ask.

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They've also allowed the fifth-fewest points in the league.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

The following is a list of people who were born during the calendar year that the Pittsburgh Steelers last finished with the worst record in the NFL:

Sounds like the 2009 Steelers, who blew five late-fourth-quarter leads and finished 9-7, out of the playoffs.

Because people like you and everybody else commenting on this topic crave it, so the media gladly stirs shit for you and gets everybody pretending that teammates arguing with each other has never happened before.

And before anybody says that teammates only argue on dysfunctional teams, here's but one example belying that notion.

I spent $27 today, at McDonald's and the local supermarket. I'll wait until Tuesday to start buying Christmas presents. By then, we will have cleared all the days we've made into holidays for conspicuous consumption.