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[–] Ghostownhermit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mike McDaniel gonna call the lightning special today? Not only do you get a Tua TD but you can get 65 percent off of septic tank cleaner

[–] Sidecarlover@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (15 children)

We live in a dystopia, but not one of those sci-fi dystopias that are at least interesting. Instead we have a boring dystopia where companies just try to suck as much money out of us as possible.

[–] GenocideJoeGot2Go@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Not_Bears@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Please deposit your hard earned cash for these useless home products that are built to fail in 1-3 years so you have to purchase them again on a Black Friday a few years from now.

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[–] rodmcmuffins@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You don't have to shop on Black Friday or spend huge amounts of money on gifts. The dystopia you're thinking of is self made.

[–] Garfunkel_Bricktaint@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

No, it's all the corporations fault that I'm fat and waste all my money on worthless consumer goods

[–] LASpleen@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don’t have to spend an ever-increasing portion of your income on food, shelter, and transportation. And you don’t have to prioritize pointless work and attempt to monetize your hobbies. All the people who do shop on Black Friday will have lots of leftover cardboard boxes for the rest of us to die in.

[–] Guitar903@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Most people don’t buy food shelter and transportation on Amazon Black Friday

[–] throwawayreddit714@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not really. Not when it’s shoved in your face everywhere you go.

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[–] GABAgoomba123@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ever notice how every dystopian story has all of society doing dystopian shit, but there’s always a Bernard Marx or a Guy Montag or a Winston Smith or a Neo that are the only ones who realize or do anything about it? But the fact that they don’t actively participate doesn’t make it any less of a dystopia

[–] rodmcmuffins@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

People lacking the self control to avoid overspending on things they don't need isn't dystopia.

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[–] Overall_Nuggie_876@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

r/aboringdystopia

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[–] Completed_2020@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hail Corporation driven holidays.

[–] Late_Pool_5425@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t enjoy nfl on Amazon

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[–] Number1074@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was going to watch the game standing but this sitting thing sounds nice

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[–] discostu90@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (8 children)

We're all gunna end up like those folks in Wall-E

[–] maurosmane@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To be fair I'm like 80 percent of the way there already now if I could just get one of those cool chairs and spaceship I'd be set.

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[–] crastle@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You really think humans will end up being reliant on machines to live their lives?

Oh god...

[–] armylax20@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Try blue - it’s the new red!

[–] tenfingersandtoes@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Halfway there already

[–] hoopaholik91@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In a post scarcity world like Wall-E people would most likely be more fit. You already see that with wealthier people getting more exercise, eating healthier, etc. It's the lack of time that forces people into bad health habits

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[–] ok-go-fuck-yourself@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Sit your ass down and give me money

[–] DistantRefaktor@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you want me to shop, lower the prices on the products I want.

I have no use for shitty Android tablets, shitty Android TVs, or speakers that do not work.

[–] kayne2000@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

For real, the sale are sooooo lackluster these days

[–] KindnessWeakness@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] WyldeStile@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The way the NFL has been fining players left & right this year, I wouldn't be surprised if the NFL is getting a cut of all sales from people buying through the BF ads during the game.

[–] Squidimus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is some dystopian shit.

It's not enough that they show ads during 30 second timeouts now. Gone are the days that challenges are actually discussed on air. Just waiting for kickoffs or the extra point to be in the little corner while they show the hundredth insurance ad.

[–] kayne2000@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
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[–] CzechPublicAgent@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Black Friday? What that means? :D

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[–] ImpossiblePiccolo316@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] DropC2095@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You spent all day yesterday being thankful for what you already have. Now you most shop. You must consume.

[–] TerrenceJesus8@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I mean….. you don’t have too?

[–] Venator850@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They are really banking on people watching Tim Boyle for 4 quarters huh?

[–] 4thTimesAnAlt@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give me 50% off codes that only show up on screen during the game and I would.

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[–] ChurrOuroboros@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Going to get to the point where there's deals and a little Amazon influencer on the bottom corner of the TV showing off team merch.

[–] CptSpooderMan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Are we getting even more of a discount if this game is blowout or if the jets offense gets rolling?

[–] Stinkytexansfan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I will be eating great value salsa and I may or may not procure a means to watch said stream in a way that may or may not be illegal, allegedly

[–] LionWhiskeyDeliverer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If the games as boring as all three games were yesterday I'll only be watching the first quarter and shutting it off.

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[–] 4thPlumlee@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Black Friday is for College Football you fools

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[–] MarcsterS@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Commercialism is bad, but if it can stop people from thinking they need to stampede stores like animals then I’d rather just get a snack during the ads.

[–] im-not-a-robot-ok@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] kimbosdurag@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I wonder how pissed they were that the game yesterday was covered in Walmart Black Friday ads? By the time the game happens tonight, black Friday is already over.

[–] Mhunterjr@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Fuck going out to the stores on Black Friday.

I’ll be seated, but I won’t be shopping.

Don’t worry though, Amazon, I’m sure my wife will be keeping you busy

[–] Infinite_Mind7894@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

People still go out for Black Friday? I've been buying shit from the couch for years.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR__MOMS@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

3:30 eastern is a stupid fucking time

[–] JasonPlattMusic34@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They’re watching the Jets. I expect sales of antidepressants to skyrocket.

[–] Trumps_Cellmate@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This is gonna be ass

[–] cmoney253@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

No one even realize the game is on today let alone on some shitty app.

[–] l3onkerz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Eat my pooper

[–] BerkeleyFarmGirl@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah I suspect it's going to be a beatdown so most people's attention will wander.

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