Does the NCD community consist of super old people with gigantic screens so stuff like this is legible? Hold my calls Mother I'm going on the Computer
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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obviously it's NATO admirals shitposting from the wall of TVs in the war room.
Vatniks in shambles rn
so basically: it didnt happen, but if it did it was the finns and we didnt care about those planes anyway
They need to look at the bright side: Russia will be saving a lot of money from now onwards on strategic bomber maintenance costs and bomber launched cruise missiles.
You mean that some ruzzian general won't be skinmming those funds off any more.....
Don't forget hanger space! Honestly, it's a gift!
It's a win, win, win.
(The first "win" being for Ukraine)
This isn't Pearl Harbor moment, this is Taranto raid moment. It is a beautiful chef's kiss by the Ukrainians!
What I get from this:
This AI generated Ukrainian attack has been coordinated by the Finns and the general responsible for security should be executed. Also nobody cares.
Wow.
Someone also tried to redirect credit for that to Brits/Yanks. Mostly Brits, they were also accused of sinking Moskva cruiser.
Russians maybe think that ignoring Ukrainian capabilities is a good way of coping (not to ignore aid from our allies, big part of our survival), but in reality they make it look like they're getting bullied by absolutely everyone and they swallow it all up.
As a Brit i love how we live rent free in their heads. Turns out if you assassinate people on foreign soil you become an enemy to that country, who would have guessed
It's even better when it's folks like Lavrov speaking, with their fixation on Anglo-Saxons. Russia didn't yet exist before fifteenth century, but now they live in tenth.
As a Brit, yeah it was me. Thought it was funny.
You got a loisence for that dronestrike?
avin a lil laff are we?
American here; yeah we can't figure out our ass from our elbow right now, and TACO Don has no filter. If our military had pulled this off the Orange Jackass wouldn't fucking shut up about it. Not that I expect a bunch of hateful Ruskies to have figured that out. Hell, half of our Americans are too stupid to figure out our and we're drowning in it.
This mindset you just described “Everyone is against us because they fear us” is a recurring theme with that one uncle who isn’t invited to Christmas parties anymore. It is horrifyingly common.
Being both Strong and a Victim at the same time is maybe the most standard Fascist trope there is.
Pearl Harbor
I guess it's like Pearl Harbor if you pretend you haven't been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. And if Pearl Harbor successfully destroyed any of the 3 aircraft carrier targets (each carrying 80-90 aircraft each). And if there were no enemy combatants killed (citation needed?).
Given how most of the direct negotiations with Ukraine to end the war mostly consisted of threats and talking down to like "they have no cards", this attack is a perfectly legitimate reply.
Don't worry guys, it is just scenes from a video game
I find that one particularly ironic because Russian state TV has previously presented footage from Arma 2 as successful military assaults lol
Projection: "1000000%"
yeah, and I am sure they have used AI deepfakes more than once at this point too. You know what they say about accusations though.
No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.
They make an acc out of u and sations 👍
"The Narcissist’s Accusations Are Actually Their Own Confessions"
If Ukraine could turn all the orcish cope into electricity, they wouldn't need anymore power plants for the foreseeable future lmao
Fantastic news, and a hilarious way to find out about it! 🇺🇦
