HowAbt2day

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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 10 hours ago

With frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 11 hours ago

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 1 day ago

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today -5 points 2 days ago

Yeah but that attitude now makes them seem leas delicious and that’s not fair.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 27 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago

Oh come on. You know.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 3 days ago

MAGA - TACO: “no they’re not!”

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