I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.
There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg.
we need an adult animated show about them
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.
Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
Mites gotta mate
Thank you, I hate it.
well good for them....
I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
At least someone is having sex around here.
That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.
As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.
Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.
hot
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
No they're not.
I totally do know about it. Especially now.
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
So....your face or mine?
I did not consent
There was someone they forgot to ask
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
on it boss
New kink unlocked.
We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!
I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
prude
TIHI
If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.
cool
Jesus Christ, get a room
Nice.
From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"
i can't sleep without it