SARGE

joined 8 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I have a idea. We do our own scream test.

Let's turn his brain off permanently.

And we Don't bother listening for anyone complaining about it.

It's the perfect plan.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

My parents, my parents church, my in-laws, my sister, my wife's friends, my old dentist, my old doctor, and several acquaintances.

So that's like.... At least 3 people.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago

Yet only one of us seems to spend a lot of time on lemmy shitting on others for no reason. Weird.

Have a nice day.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

O'Neill, blowing up a fleet:

Carter, blowing up a sun:

McKay blowing up 4/5 of a solar system:

Mckay, almost blowing up an entire alternate parallel reality:

Mckay and Carter, using nanites:

All of them, doing all of this whenever they feel like:

"Those torpedoes are cute. Got any naquadria?"

Kevin Uxbridge:

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I just want neat metal ship models without having to pay $100+ for out of production stuff...

Perhaps even one in a bottle.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

From my understanding, though I can't pinpoint why I think this, it's "ship #1 orient based however they feel like, any follow up ships orient accordingly to ships already in-system"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've just taken to saying "provide me with evidence or shut the fuck up" usually followed closely by "how about one that's from multiple independent sources and not from a fox opinion piece or personal blog"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

But that wouldn't be proper!

clutches pearls

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Apparently that sort of thinking makes you a teenager with no world experience. At least that's what I've been told I sound like.

The moral high road is filled with corpses.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're off by a few decades, but sure.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago

You make a good point, I'll have to see if there are any practical applications in Europe or Canada.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I believe that my gay neighbors should be able to grow weed in their yard and if you diss our trans homies, we might get violent before we bother asking nicely for you to leave, and if you refuse then the guns are coming out. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

Judge away.

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