asapshrank

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[Highlight] Coby White finds Derozan with the insane pass, DeRozan finds Coby with the insaner pass. Coby hits his 4th three in 12 minutes (streamable.com)
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[Highlight] The Wizards forget that Jose can shoot (streamable.com)
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Zion checks out for the night vs the Sixers: 31 PTS 8 REB 5 AST 2 STL on 101% TS (alien.top)
 

Zion was absolutely unstoppable tonight going 10/10 from the field and 11/12 from the free throw line!

31 points

8 rebounds

5 assists

2 steals

10/10 FG

11/12 FT

+20

https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/401584890

NBA STOP% Leaders since 2006. [Steals + Good Blocks + Offensive Fouls Drawn per 100] (explanation in comments) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

herb jones 💪

also this just makes me more sad than i already was about timelord’s health

[Forbes] Last week Miriam Adelson, the new stake-owner in the Dallas Mavericks, gave her thoughts about the current state of Israel and Palestine conflict: in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

ew ew ew

[Highlight] Timberwolves fans loudly booing Josh Giddey the second he touches the ball in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

not ready for the chants if this man goes to the line tonight lol

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[Highlight] Timberwolves fans loudly booing Josh Giddey the second he touches the ball (streamable.com)
GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Lakers (10-7) @ Philadelphia 76ers (11-5) - (November 27, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

dlo is so fucking stupid lol

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Players are shooting 27.5% against Herbert Jones this season from the 3pt line (alien.top)
 

On a total of 69 attempts players have only hit 19 threes over Herb Jones this season so far.

Out of 112 matchups, 41have attempted at least 1 three against Herb Jones. Only 41 of those 10have shot better than 33%

If we remove players who just took 1 three, only 5 players have shot better than 33% beyond the arc against Herb this season.

Not on Herb.

Source: https://www.nba.com/stats/player/1630529/head-to-head?dir=D&sort=MATCHUP_FG3_PCT

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Herb Jones and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander are the only guards in the Top 10 steals+blocks leaders this season. They are #4 and #5 respectively, and are the only non 7-footers in the Top 5 (alien.top)
 

Pretty damn impressive!

The rest of the list:

  1. Anthony Davis - 3.9

  2. Brook Lopez - 3.7

  3. Victor Wembanyama - 3.5

  4. Herbert Jones - 3.5

  5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - 3.3

  6. Chet Holmgren - 3.2

  7. Nic Claxton - 3.2

  8. Scottie Barnes - 3.0

  9. Rudy Gobert - 2.9

  10. Myles Turner - 2.8

Scottie Barnes joins Herb and Shai as the only non-7-footers in the top 10 as well.

Source: https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask?q=steals+%2B+blocks+per+game+leaders+this+season

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[Highlight] Herb Jones just smacks it away (streamable.com)
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The Pistons have the worst record in the league at 2-13. They have also had the easiest schedule in the league so far, and have the toughest schedule in the league ahead of them (alien.top)
 

https://www.tankathon.com/remaining_schedule_strength

They're tied with the grizzlies in terms of schedule toughness but the grizzlies are 3-11.

Needless to say it is a tough time for detroit basketball

[Post Game Thread] The Orlando Magic (9-6) defeat the Toronto Raptors (6-8), 126 - 107 as the Magic extend their winstreak to 4! in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

blow it up

[Post Game Thread] The Orlando Magic (9-6) defeat the Toronto Raptors (6-8), 126 - 107 as the Magic extend their winstreak to 4! in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

blow it up

LaMelo Ball’s tattoo patch in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

funny enough this is just gonna bring more attention to his brand by everyone asking why he's wearing a big ass patch on his neck lmfao. i don't think many people gave a shit about the tattoo

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Brandon Ingram just outscored the entire Kings team in the 3rd quarter, 18-16 (alien.top)
 

https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/401584850

Brandon Ingram has been excellent all night but he absolutely went off in the 3rd, a key piece to this complete evisceration of the Kings the pelicans are accomplishing tonight.

EPM is live for 2024 in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

scot barn

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Isaiah Joe in his last 10 games: 33/56 from 3 (59%) (alien.top)
 

Dude is an absolute fucking sniper off the bench so far this season for OKC, just feels like every time he rises the shot falls.

https://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/4395702/isaiah-joe

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[Highlight] Lonnie Walker blasts through 4 bodies and FLIES to the rim for the jam! (With Replays) (streamable.com)
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[Highlight] Miles Bridges assaults the rim off the lob from LaMelo! (streamable.com)
Chicago Bulls in 6 minutes of play: 0 point in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

two back to back 33 point first halfs and now this

there has never been a more clear sign for a team to blow it up, and this is coming from a fucking raptors fan lol

[Highlight] Raptors open the 3rd quarter with 4 quick 3s in 90 seconds in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

this is standard raptors offense btw, just take my word for it

Through 11 games, DominAyton has attempted just 5 free throws total in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I feel like if the average person was given 30 minutes at the 5 on an NBA team they could stumble their way into more than 5 FT’s on 11 games. Like fr, how does this even happen lol

Trae "King of New York" Young falls to 5-14 against the New York Knicks after a 15 point night (4/12 from the field, 0/4 from 3, 7/9 from FT) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] asapshrank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how in the world man, this dude's shooting 34% lmfao

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