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You can only call it a drone if it's from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard...

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no... I remember last time...

Apply directly to the buttocks!

There's no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Knock knock.

Who's There?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could Yodel!

Wow, I've heard both of these with different punchlines:

• Lettuce out, it's cold in here!

• Because it didn't have the guts.

You're lucky!

I once had one with a movement of 80 that could only cast Haste on herself, then forget she cast it and slam into Everything at high speed.

I was always partial to "Chill"

Aww, damn... I'm busted!

I forgot I have fished a few computers & cable boxes out of the trash... Got a 1TB HD out of a trashed cable box, planning on getting home assistant & jellyfin running soon, so a little extra storage always helps!

I stopped pulling over to pull useful items out of other people's trash.

I still look, but I haven't yanked a chair or TV in years.

Time traveler making sure his changes stuck.

The other timeline is... not so good.