swab148

joined 2 years ago

Just don't tell anyone he's a clone, ok? in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

tosses you a Kahless

The amount of spam texts I get from Republican campaigns in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

"We both know that I'm not what you neeeeeed..."

The amount of spam texts I get from Republican campaigns in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Sounds like she's down bad

In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe. in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

MSN was the best place to meet sexy singles, as long as you didn't care about the "sexy" or "single" part

In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe. in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they're usually out of transmitter range for updates.

I just feel bad for the Utopia Planitia engineers in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'll have to hire Michael Bay to blow the whole thing up

So what would you do with a million dollars? in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I'm dream

So what would you do with a million dollars? in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Might be able to do that pretty soon.

The cat's ears are actually Spock's ears and not bad Photoshop skills in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who needs talent? I just use all the tools that say they're "magic".

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[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Or better yet, ska bands.

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[–] swab148@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

Every bit as fuckable

The cat's ears are actually Spock's ears and not bad Photoshop skills in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hey, we all start somewhere! In my case, it led down the path to cutting the heads off of famous figures, but maybe it'll turn out differently for you...