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Christian metal band sues netflix because google won't show them anymore. (stereogum.com)

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’m concerned that children may have been exposed to Christian “metal”. That is a traumatic experience that can ruin your enjoyment of metal, rock, and live concerts in general.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Isn’t Christian metal just lead paint?

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Demon hunter actually had some bangers back when I was in highschool

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does that work, though? It must be weird banging your head into a Bible.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Closest they ever get to reading it

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

I read two books in the morning, I read two books at night

I read two books in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I read two books in time of peace, and two in time of war

I read two books before I read two books, and then I read two more

I imagine about like that. Still the funniest cover I’ve ever heard.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i mean i'm not christian but project 86 and underoath are absolutely amazing and tooth and nail had some goddamn great acts.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I love mewithoutYou. I'm glad they branched out (in multiple ways)

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And recent P86 got so damn heavy. I love it.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

fr; and truthless heroes is forever a classic

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Black Sabbath is my favorite Christian metal band

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Lamb of God is brilliant as well!