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[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 86 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Minaj wore a suit and got up on stage and delivered a political message in support of Trump just for him to get on the mic and say "Check out the ass on this broad, am I right fellas?"

[–] sleepthief@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But why is she supporting him?

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 3 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

As I recall, she's married to a sex offender and someone else in her family is also facing, or maybe already convicted of, other sex crimes, and she's been all MAGA lately to fish for pardons for them.

The second is bed brother.

And she also doesn't have citizenship. He just happens to be in the business of selling citizenship.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 39 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure he meant it in the most respectful way possible. /s

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 hours ago

There's only one way to know for sure. Did the obese orange tub of wobbling gonorrhoea just grab at it?

...because, ya know, they let you do that when you're famous!!!