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[–] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago (6 children)

What's funny is that (according to the old testament) when Moses came down off the mountain with the tablets and found everyone worshipping the golden calf, he had a big hissy fit and smashed them. So then after doing quite a bit of murdering he had to go back up the mountain to get a second set. Exodus 32-34

I asked a religious relative how it was ok for Moses to murder people when he had only just be told by God himself "thou shalt not kill", and she said it was because the don't kill thing came further down the list than having only the one god.

[–] match@pawb.social 36 points 5 months ago

Asimov's Ten Laws of Holy Robotics

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As a note, the Israelites would in later generations go on to kill a shitload of people. It's one of those things where it seems like the Bible only really considers it murder if God doesn't sanction it. It's honestly one of the many sticking points that makes Abrahamic religions a hard sell for modern individuals. That said, if you look at it from a historical perspective, it really comes across more like a religious version of the Code of Hammurabi. It's less "don't kill" as a philosophical or religious position and more about sanctions against killing in a practical legal sense. A functioning society has laws that formally govern behavior and the Israelites were essentially an ecclesiarchy, with Moses being both head of state and high priest. The same laws that governed social life were always going to intersect with laws that governed spiritual life.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Moses himself commands an army to genocide before and after Mt Sinai

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

The bible seems to consider it murder only if it's another christian.

[if someone] has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, [...] you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones.

-Deuteronomy 17:2-5

If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son or your daughter or the wife you embrace or your friend who is as your own soul entices you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ [...] you shall kill him. Your hand shall be first against him to put him to death.

-Deuteronomy 13:6-10

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website -1 points 5 months ago

Right, that wasn't the right word there, but you get what I mean.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones

Pretty specific - I guess that closes the "get them high" loophole.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I hope you interpret "to death" as an euphemism in that case hah

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones

Pretty specific - I guess that closes the "get them high" loophole.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

we don't know if the "don't murder" thing was on the original list.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

As a note, the Israelites would in later generations go on to kill a shitload of people. It's one of those things where it seems like the Bible only really considers it murder if God doesn't sanction it. It's honestly one of the many sticking points that makes Abrahamic religions a hard sell for modern individuals. That said, if you look at it from a historical perspective, it really comes across more like a religious version of the Code of Hammurabi. It's less "don't kill" as a philosophical or religious position and more about sanctions against killing in a practical legal sense. A functioning society has laws that formally govern behavior and the Israelites were essentially an ecclesiarchy, with Moses being both head of state and high priest. The same laws that governed social life were always going to intersect with laws that governed spiritual life.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Hmb while I go kill someone for not keeping the holy sabbath day and honoring their father and mother cuz god recommended it.