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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 145 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside, the UK just decided that a corporation can own your name and prevent you from enjoying the rights of your citizenship.

That's pretty fucked.

Edit - Apparently they did backtrack. But it's still amazing that anyone even thought that was a thing.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Khaleesi is a nice name aside from the fact that I think it's a title...

Khaleesi is a title, not a name. In the fictional world of "Game of Thrones," it means "queen" in the Dothraki language and is given to the wife of a Khal, the leader of a Dothraki tribe. The character Daenerys Targaryen is often referred to as Khaleesi. - chat gpt

Ya... It's a title.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've had students named Happy, Classic, Diamonds, Epiphany, Scorpio, you name it. I wouldn't even cock my head to the side with a Khaleesi on my roll sheet at this point.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You name it is the weirdest of them all.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Classic? Who in the right mind!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I once met a female stripper named Adonis.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You know the Gilmores?

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There are literally people named "Princess". Not that I think that does wonders for their life either.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside

It's nice sounding as a name though, I wouldn't be in a rush to condemn someone for it. Now when it's the 5th "unique" spelling of Madison that starts to get a little ridiculous.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a nice sounding name if you don't know where it comes from. Considering how well known Game of Thrones is it sounds like "I'm sorry your parents are idiots."

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

No, they can't. That's not how copyright works. Read the damn article.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

But how can I be outraged then?

I am glad to hear they're not officially taking corporate feudalism for a ride.

[–] Dashmezzo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It seems that there is only two restrictions in the UK on naming a child at birth. That is that it must fit on a single line on the birth certificate and not contain numeric characters except things like ii to refer to the second.

If you want to change your name later in life there is a lot of restrictions but as far as I know copyright enforcement is still not one. You can find a list here if you are interested.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Regina, Adelina, Cesare, surely there are other names.

[–] brad_troika@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rex ~ Regina, but thanks for Zoltan, made me remember Basil by association.

EDIT: And Despina. EDIT2: There don't seem to be many people called Despot, but Tiran (not Tigran) is a name one can sometimes encounter among Armenians.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zoltan?

Isn’t that a race in FTL?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Used to work with a Zoltan.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dated a girl named Mercedes.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mercedes is actually an old Spanish name too though.

[–] WiseThat@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mercedes was the name of Emil Jellinek's daughter, Emil has the idea to develop sports cars, he designed and commissioned cars from an engineering company and named the model-line after her.

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying they should just use lojban?

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Presumably they won't get sued by IP ("intellectual property") trolls.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until they register in that language too

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps you're correct.

I tried looking into copyright status of Lojban and found nothing.

I'm pretty sure wp:Láadan was released into the public domain.

Láadan word for "queen."

http://www.laadanlanguage.org/l2e.html

unáhizh

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fwiw, the passport office also backtracked. But now I have a new Internet rabbit hole, so thanks for that!