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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He would deport Geordi, Whorf and Data for not being white. And probably O'Brian for being Irish.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Ha ha irish being white! Whats next, italians? Ha ha ho ho

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whorf

I think I think i read that fanfic back in the 90s.... co-starring Long-Luc Dickhard and Chestly Crushher?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Lieutenant Commander Dat Ass

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What if she used her Q-fightin' powers