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'Breaking Bad' Star Raymond Cruz Arrested For Spraying a Neighbor with Hose (www.tmz.com)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Looks like Tuco finally met his match!

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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 185 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

A source familiar with the case tells TMZ ... Cruz was washing his car and asked the girl to move out of the way. When she didn't, she allegedly got sprayed and believed he did it on purpose.

Seriously? I'm thinking that the girl's family has friends in high places.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 146 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you also considered that Cruz is brown?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's rich and famous though

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Bother a white girl? Straight to jail

[–] klu9@piefed.social 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

or skin with low melanin content

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Low?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know, socioeconomically

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 24 points 4 months ago

Afaik, this:

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 4 months ago

white ?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 4 months ago

Maybe he'll get out with just a fine and a probation for a year from washing his car, or handling a hose in general.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also who gives a shit. Its water from a hose, such entitlement boo hoo

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 4 months ago

brown people can't do things to white people. Thems the rules unfortunately.